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spookums

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I've lost track of the sleepies someone help

mark being gone for multiple sleepies

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Also my car broke down right in the middle of an intersection but I can't blame that on mark

So, I was watching Damien and I dropped my phone and first the first time ever (with ANY phone), I cracked my screen.

So I blame markiplier personally

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So, I was watching Damien and I dropped my phone and first the first time ever (with ANY phone), I cracked my screen.

So I blame markiplier personally

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R.I.P. MR. LIPS

Killed by WEE WOO

Mr. Lips smacked his way into the hearts of millions. Mr. Lips started an incredible cult based entirely on lip balm. Mr. Lips sang his sultry heart out… and WEE WOO saw that Mr. Lips wasn’t focused on the present. WEE WOO hit Mr. Lips with his bus, aimed for the ravine, and back-flipped out of the back door with gun-chucks blazing. Mr. Lips died in the fiery bus-explosion at the bottom of the ravine.

AND SO ENDS THE SEMI-ANNUAL GREAT MARKIPLIER FIGHT-OFF.

The glorious victor is WEE WOO!!

Also Amy, I, and the pups just got back home in Los Angeles! Thanks for having fun with us, the judgement was surprisingly unbiased. I had to make some calls on deaths that I DIDN’T want to say goodbye to (sorry Chug-a-Lug!) And the final four was especially heart breaking. Almost all character personalities were pulled from your posts so thanks for making this trip home fun!

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NO

R.I.P BOB

Killed by Gravity

While scavenging an abandoned supply depot, Bob managed to find a fully stocked survival shelter with grenade launchers, machine guns, med kits, ned kits, BEANS, and a can opener. When he tried to enter the shelter he tripped and fell. And died. His last words, “God dammit…”

An air drop is inbound at the center of the battlefield. Inside is a pair of gun-chucks, Thor’s hammer, and a weaponized kazoo.

WEE WOO guns his bus straight for the airdrop.

DoggoD is channeling her teleport.

Mr. Lips licks his lips. He then starts smacking his way through the ground to tunnel under the drop.

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Bob

@markiplier

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He protec, he attac, he eat grenade as a snac.

He is beauty, he is grace, he shoot machine gun in your face.

He is lust, he is sin, in this bloodbath he will win.

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hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

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Everybody is here! Choose your fighter!

I hope I’m not late.

PS: I have been doing this whole day.

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AND THUS, ANOTHER DAY OF THE MARKIPLIER GAMES BEGINS– WHO WILL PERISH? WHO WILL TRIUMPH? ONLY TIME WILL TELL.

BUT TO THOSE BRAVE FIGHTERS STILL ON THE BATTLEGROUND, THERE IS ONLY ONE THING TO SAY:

MAY THE MEMES BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!

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Bob has beans now

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In light of the tumblr purge, we should make a new app, called tumbler. The e stands for explicit

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Mark get some sleep

Journal Entry #2

Can sucking dick be considered cardio?

I know it sounds crazy…

…CRAZY LIKE A DICK SUCKING FOX!!

But hear me out ok? What if when your gobblin on that schloonger you take into consideration the fact that you’re basically doing some pretty advanced high-altitude cardiovascular training. You know, like this:

But instead of a mask it’s a dick. You’re like Bane but with a dick in his mouth. And instead of running you’re head-banging like you’re at a rock concert. Anyway, just food for thought.

I’m so glad I can share my intimate thoughts and concerns with you guys. I feel like I can finally be open with you.

Much love. Stay woke. Suck well.

-Mark

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I dont need to talk to anyone, but I just need to say this.

I've been doing pretty good lately. I deleted the posts about my personal stuff a while back and I've been doing good. I even moved out and got an apartment.

But tonight, some shit happened. I've more or less disowned myself from my family. It hurts.

But here I am

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MOTHERFUKING FISCHFUCK

Hey guys! What did I miss?