That's just how things work besides a couple of other things
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Intermission to D.A.N.C.E. to
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NOT WHAT I'M CALLED
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English added by me :)
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doodle
happy birthday... TEXAS!
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canon event
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maomao when every important figure in the empire keeps asking for her help

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maomao is my favorite "not like other girls" style protagonist bc for one shes a girls girl through and through. to the bone. and two she's just a weird little freak. absolute lunatic. they have the whole "omg she's actually beautiful and everyone falls for her when she's all made up" trope but the punchline is that she does not fucking want to look like that. she actively puts dirt on her face every day bc she does not want to be perceived as attractive (mostly out of fear of being used for sex work though at the same time she has the utmost respect for women who do sex work like she grew up in a brothel those are her sisters). she's Sherlock level smart and solves every mystery so fast but goes "well thats none of my business. anyway back to testing poisons on myself" she has the 2nd most powerful guy in the nation head over heels in love with her and is like "man this guy is weird around me what's his deal. I guess he's fine though because he gives me rare medicines and has no dick" fucking ICON i love her. also she once slapped someone so hard they fell on the floor. 10/10
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spending his bounteous inheritance

Original photo credit: Pygmy Falcon chick at the San Antonio Zoo
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I need to farm tickets in Honkai Star Rail now!!
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Something Executor would say to his sister
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Jeff the Land Shark study. I started this a couple of months ago and got around to finishing it
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#arknights#hotpot and white wolf are unemployed#self employment is indie movie director and taxi driver
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very original horse race tests ocs
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must report that for some reason my twitter feed has just been entirely overtaken by a collaborative writing project that's basically people shitposting from the future "ice war" on the Jovian moon of Europa and people are just going hog wild with it

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I've been checking out the Mida comms on the Marathon discord server and everything has become mpreg
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