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“hey, i’m not a fucking a liar --- or, well, i’m not a fucking liar right now. i most definitely did bang somebody’s boyfriend in the bathroom but they weren’t a random person’s boyfriend. his girlfriend is the bitch who works at the starbucks down the street and purposely puts less whipped cream in my vanilla bean frappuccino than she should, so she fucking deserved it, too.”
“Hah! Wow.”
“I believe you about the car ‘cause I saw that same porsche and the bumper sticker made me want you’re such a fucking liar. You did not just bang some random person’s random boyfriend in the bathroom. Nice pun though, you musta worked on that all day, huh?”
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“i know, i know. you’re completely right. saturdays are usually vandalism day and i should respect that, but seeing that porsche in the parking lot felt like some kinda divine sign that there was a douchebag who needed their ego kicked down a few notches and i couldn’t resist. i know you understand that.”
“Jinx, you can’t just key random cars.”
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“you know what? i’m not a nice person. i keyed a car out in the parking lot just cause it was a porsche and only a total fucking tool would bring that thing here and i fucked some bitch’s boyfriend in the bathroom not ten minutes ago. but you know what else? i still don’t think i deserve to hear high maint-ass playing nearly every fucking time i walk into this fucking bar but does anybody give a shit? obviously not, cause it keeps fucking happening.”
#vetostart#vetoevent001#@high maintenance band members: i apologize for her#@everybody rlly i apologize for her#tagging as both an event post and starter cause it works as both tbh#though i will warn y'all that she might start swingin if you try to paint on her#she's strictly against fun lol
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i’m back! my shower was v refreshing if anybody was curious (though i’m sure you weren’t lbr) so i’m gonna post a starter soonish!
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hi everybody! my name’s sam and i’m so stoked to be here! this rp looks like sm fun! i’m gonna go shower after i finish writing this but for now let’s talk abt jinx since i don’t have a bio page written yet! she’s a brand new character of mine so yeah let’s see where this/she goes!
jinx shreds on the violin for moratorium
she's obvs a goth!!! i’m not entirely sure what kind of goth yet, though my best guess is bubblegoth (bc melanie is one of the modern day bubblegoth QUEENS)
her attitude, however, is definitely more stereotypical punk. she’s very get out of my face, i may look cute but i will fuck you up
and she will fuck you up okay she is one tough bitch let’s get that v clear
she’s literally always ready to fight probs bc she feels like she has smth to prove what with being small and looking cute like she feels like she’s gotta make sure everybody KNOWS she’s tough
she’s kinda promiscuous. she enjoys sex and would prefer to have it often, but she is selective due to her attitude towards people in general so yk
btw, her attitude towards people is that she hates most of them we’re talking like 99.999999999% here
some connections i could see her having/would like to have for her include: step-sibling(s) or half-sibling(s), roommate(s) (who probably live in a shitty apt together), friends with benefits, flirtationship, best friend(s), enemies, frenemies, co-workers (though i haven’t decided what her daytime job is), and anything else you can think of honestly! i’m pretty much down for anything plot-wise!!!
anyway that’s all i got for now! mssg me if you wanna plot or give this a like and i’ll mssg you after my shower! ily all and i hope to meet/plot with you all soon!
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