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I'm going to say it. The (word in parentheses) meme is way better for tone indication than tone indicators

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You're a mob boss, in deep trouble with the law, when the best lawyer in the country comes to your defense. Why? The pizza place you ran as a front is their favorite restaurant.

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Honestly, talking to our hallucinations is hilarious.

There's a weird figure in the dark? Dude, get off of my lawn. Go home.

We see a cat for a split second but it was never there? There goes the extradimensional cat, that's a good kitty.

We see bugs that aren't real? Besties you really gotta start paying rent to be in here!

There's weird figures darting around the corners of our vision, never clear enough to be seen? Sorry we looked at you, I totally get social anxiety!

It makes it seem less serious and lets less room for fear to creep in, because when we get afraid is really when it gets bad. "Why are you talking to yourself?" So I don't go insane actually. Deal with it.

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centipede

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is it ok if I evolve

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you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

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Experience: Learning the right way to connect the dots.

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PLEASE FISH I BEG- it's killing me- im melttinngg-

it's getting too warm outside. I may need to intervene

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it does annoy me whenever i see the classic pipeline of

new piece of media gets popular for being extremely origional, well made, and new

spawns a new subgenre of immitators, most of which are widely agreed to suck in just about every concievable way

the subgenre starts getting extremely hated

everybody starts hating on the origional thing that was actualy well made because they see it part of the "bad stupid subgenre", and ignore all of the things that elements it so popular in the first place

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tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

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i can’t stand “it’s not that deep” attitudes like even if it really really isn’t that deep just PLAY WITH ME. just fucking PLAY. have a meaningless but deep analytical conversation with me. just like think about shit for fun. does anyone else like to think about stuff for fun. it’s so lonely

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It's okay to be wrong about how your day will go.

It's okay if you overestimate your energy and realize you can't actually do all the things you wanted to do. Or any of them.

It's okay if you use up all your spoons in the morning and spend the rest of the day in bed because you just can't with life today.

It fucking sucks, but sometimes these kinds of days just happen and we need to roll with them. Directing your frustration into trying to be more productive or getting irritated with yourself (or your headmates, if applicable) won't help, it will hurt you.

Lay in bed. Cry. Idly pass the time. Only get up to eat or use the bathroom. There is no shame in it if this is all you can manage. You're just trying to survive today, you don't have to do it well.

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if you can’t eat a whole meal, eat half. you ate, that’s what is important.

if you can’t get out of bed, try and sit up instead of lying down. it’ll be better for your back and your blood pressure.

if you can’t shower or have a bath today, try and brush your teeth and clean your ears. it’ll keep you a little cleaner, and we often forget those areas. 

if you can’t get dressed today, change underwear and use some deoderant. it’ll leave you a little fresher until you have the strength to change fully.

and remember, i’m very proud of you. your best will look different every day, and that’s okay.

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Spent tonight at a local short film festival. One of the shorts was made by two 12 year olds in their backyard and it was the best short of the entire night