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louis one direction is a paragon of mental fortitude because all the black mold girlies go to his concerts and throw rainbow flags at him. in the face of his overwhelming heterosexual tracksuit aura . and then in the least homophobic manner possible he has to dodge them matrix-style lest he accidentally implicate himself as harry styles' wife. What must that do to a man
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my movie recommendations credibility took a hard hit in the post-goncharov era
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that medieval peasant you’re trying to kill with hyper-pop is gonna make you clean and butcher a chicken and you’re gonna throw up.
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so i finally watched goncharov and i knew to expect a lot of the plot beats thanks to tumblr but why did nobody mention that ice pick joe is executed on the steps of the cathedral??? the divine judgement symbolism... his being dragged into the church as being unwillingly redeemed holy fuck you guys
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Here is a pic of Grace Jones shoving cake into Divine’s mouth at what I believe was Grace’s 30th birthday party…you’re welcome!
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had someone ask me like “why are you guys unionizing? just cuz?” and it threw me so bad i didnt even know how to answer
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every social interaction i initiate feels like i’ve violated like 15 untold rules
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noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”
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i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit
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