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my vocabulary is rapidly dwindling. "yay" is one of my default responses now
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y’all ever think about planets?? stars?? they’re out there being big RIGHT NOW
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took a depression nap and all i remember from my nap dreams is a nonsensical t-shirt design that left me feeling dazed and confused after i woke up.
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having ocs is so fucked .... i miss them so bad but im the guy who has to create new content. but im sleepy
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behind every late diagnosed neurodivergent person is a parent who has absolutely nothing going on at all don't worry about it
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i love what the internet has done to the english language
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still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples
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I think it might be the concussions talking. Or not. Who knows ❤️
Second panel drawn by @rushcolor
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Goo my turtle blast
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When I was little I had an irrational fear of when you tried to turn off your Windows XP and the screen would gradually turn Grey as you choose which power option to enter

That shit was SCARY!!!
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reverse suicide note where everyone you write on it dies
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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation
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