jjay-mess
jjay-mess
Chaos! Madness!
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Jay/James ☆ they/them ☆ I write stuff
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jjay-mess · 3 hours ago
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Poorly drawn Oshawott line
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jjay-mess · 3 hours ago
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fun fact you can add images you made forever ago and images you made 5 minutes ago into the same post and nobody will ever be able to tell which is which
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jjay-mess · 3 hours ago
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I haven’t platonicposted in a while
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jjay-mess · 9 hours ago
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metalanguage
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jjay-mess · 1 day ago
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"enthusiastic consent" "dubcon" "noncon" ???con where we're both so neurotic and strange about vulnerability and emotional and physical expression that it'd take a crack team of philosophers to figure out whether anything about what we did together was consensual or even semiotically definable as sex
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jjay-mess · 2 days ago
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it's a feniminopticon
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jjay-mess · 2 days ago
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jjay-mess · 2 days ago
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jjay-mess · 3 days ago
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I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety
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jjay-mess · 4 days ago
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Nothing matters, but knowing nothing matters It's just life, so keep dancing through
[dancing through life, wicked]
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jjay-mess · 5 days ago
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scientists: oh hey we found a new species of deep sea feather star, neat :)
the news: TERRIFYING and ALIEN creature with ONE THOUSAND ARMS discovered LURKING in the DEEP ABYSS of the sea
the public: omg im never swimming in the ocean again!!!
the animal:
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jjay-mess · 5 days ago
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for stanleyday you get the most rushed postparable drawings I the wourld
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jjay-mess · 6 days ago
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bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a 'daft bastard' it just feels right
the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears
the scots have piss and shite for sure. "its pishin it doon out there" "this is a load of shite" absolute poetry
if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, bellend, etc.
and for all the shit we give them, you gotta admit that no one can deliver a 'goddamn' quite like an american. theres a certain weight to it that you just cant achieve in other accents. when an american says goddamn you know shit just got real
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jjay-mess · 6 days ago
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Did you know, it doesn't matter if you're in your childhood home, or abroad, or in the city you're staying at for uni, the rain on the asphalt will always smell the same? Did you know, the sun will always shine between the leaves in the same way? The moon will never stop shining late and night, and the cold on your skin will always sting your finger after a little bit? It doesn't matter where you are. You are you, and the universe, the world, it doesn't care. You care though, why? Is it because you miss your friends when you're home? Is it because you miss home when you stay out for too long? Is it something else? Are you envious of those who travel for passion, and never seem to settle down? Are you envious of those who know their place in the world and settled down, while you're still searching? Are you truly envious, or do you just wish the limbo you're in would stop for a second? It seems to stop when you smell the rain. When you look at the sun filtering through the branches. When there's a friend sitting across from you. How do you ask people to stay? How do you ask yourself to stay if, truly, what you want is to run?
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jjay-mess · 6 days ago
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we need to start teaching baby fags that it's okay to be fat and/or old because it's really starting to get dire out here
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jjay-mess · 7 days ago
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God I'm playing Hades Game right, and. God.
I got the dialogue about Persephone asking Zagreus if he hates Hades, because she's worried about that. And Zagreus goes on to reply how he has heard the tales of what the Olympians did to their parents, the titans, and he could never understand it. He resents Hades, but doesn't hate him.
Persephone then tells Zagreus "Despite all his failings, I'm glad Hades never taught how to hate" and he replies "Sometimes I think he tried"
And. And then with Meg. He confesses he still has feelings for her, and tells her "I don't hate you Meg, I don't think I ever could". Oh. Ok then.
It's just the fact that Zagreus is so...kind. He's kind to everyone, and that's what propels the story forward, isn't it? Zagreus is kind. And persistent. And vicious when he wants to be. He wants a family, and he can't imagine hating someone.
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jjay-mess · 7 days ago
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Have you ever gotten everything you ever wanted?
No, but i once gotten very close
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