JJ//They/Them//26//♿️Author of 246: A Killer’s Promise, Summers Stories, Spirit Force + more!#1 Larkin anti
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why is emoji kitchen so funny for no reason this one was so surprising it made me laugh out loud
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shoutout to the people currently in saw traps. you’re gonna make it out of this. unless you’re morally impure or otherwise unworthy of surviving ☺️
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"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world
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i miss tumblr i wish it was still around. but it’s not
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embarrassing: this girl thought that glory and honor were real things and has only now realized that her death will be nothing but feeding a meaningless meatgrinder
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fantastic thing for the fucking judge to be saying. love the legal system
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Pink pony club themed birthday party later 🐴💖
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please do me a favor and look up "dovekie" on your nearest image searching tool at your earliest convenience. for me. thankyou.
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In my opinion it's a lot more healthy to be able to own that you dislike someone for petty reasons than to do all kinds of mental gymnastics to make everyone you don't really vibe with out to be a bad person actually
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I fuck him for precisely 15 minutes call me the quarter pounder
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if you don't pirate stuff they won't let you get into heaven
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