"are they really evil?"
joey being a true ted and hidgens apologist in this deathmatch
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Philosophical quotes from the Death Match:
"Teamwork, shmeamwork" - Jeff Blim
"Listen, moustache, let me talk" - Jon Matteson
"Ted is gooning all over this office" - Joey Richter
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i knew shit was REAL wrong when we got a “hiya duke” and no “heya darlin”
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i can’t believe there was a standoff of the person who’d died most in hatchetfield vs the person who’s killed the most in hatchetfield and the person who’s died the most won
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“The lords in black were able to awaken the dog car”
-Nick Lang 2024
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"she's horny, not violent! she's just horny!" - jeff blim, about ruth fleming
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i need nightmare time 3 like i need to breathe actually
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“does grace have any weapons on her?”
“just jesus”
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Hatchetfield fans how’re we doing
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THIS IS SO CUTE
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As the official Ted artist™️ I can't believe Theodore Spankoffski managed to win and avoid death 🐐💛🐐💛🐐💛
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Hyperfixation is taking control of me
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ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity
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I'm so glad he won the deathmatch 🐐💛🧸
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sorry i'm late business called and now i'm up to my ass in shit
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