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John Singer Sargent - Portrait of Madame X (1884)

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Timothée Chalamet as Edgar Scissorhands

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Gorgeous and so god damn funny 😍

‘Dick Van Dyke me up a chimney sweep, let’s go’ is the catch phrase I never knew I always needed. Armie Hammer on Jimmy Kimmel Live, October 7, 2020

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Oh. My god. 

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Cuties. [x]

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Rebecca (2020), Netflix (aka. screaming about it forever)

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reblog and put in the tags what book you’re currently reading

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Yes. Yes you can.

Can you be attracted to the back of someone’s neck? [x]

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Great people, great fics, better friends ♥️

Just read no homo after your suggestion and do you maybe have more fic suggestions? I normally read charmie but now I'm open lol

OKAY SORRY THIS TOOK FOREVER. 

i’ll start with some newer charmie fics that i adore and then give other recs idk. 

i want to feel you from the inside by @sheisraging is brilliant and hilarious. i can’t remember the last time i actually laughed while reading a fic. this fic is hilarious. when timmy is all “naked” i snorted. i remember when we were just spitballing this fic and i am a little shocked it came into existence. it’s wonderful and fun and everything this fandom should be. she’ll be pissed at me i’m sure for going on about it like i am but it’s so funny and good. and hot. LIKE THE WINDEX PART IS THE SHIT I LIVE FOR i love it and i love @sheisraging. k i’m done. 

If you want this, you’re gonna have to ask by @thatajthings​ like we’re not gonna go into what this says about me (hint: it’s that i love humiliation kink) but this whole series is great. and K BOO I KNOW I’M BAD AT COMMENTING SORRY SORRY SORRY but it’s so good. and there’s TAN. and you know how protective i am about TAN and it’s so good and lovely and *hugs.*

no. one party anthem by @girl-harsher​ yeah i guess this fic is okay if you’re into that shit or whatever THIS IS EVERYHING I LIKE IN FIC AND I LOVE IT. anyways, it’s neat. and the first time i read it i yelled at multiple people for not alerting me that someone was out there writing fic i would adore and no one fucking told me earlier. but fuck FUCK. fuck. FuCk. 

OKAY now e/o

seventh-day soiree by marauder_the_slash_nymph It’s brilliant idk. 

even the landscape resembles you by @sheisraging​ OH TWO RECS IN ONE POST IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE BOTH GREAT. this is easily my favorite e/o verse and i love love love it so much because she does such a perfect job of just making their relationship feel easy and beautiful and i love it. can we just discuss how this rude ass bitch just write e/o and t/a perfectly like it’s no big deal HOW RUDE. i love it. 

OK STEREK NOW

Windows by dr_girlfriend. “derek is a socially awkward potato” is the best tag and stiles is blind. idk it’s one of the best slow builds ever. EVER. IN THE HISTORY OF LIFE. 

Cornerstone by Vendelin. it’s just mindblowing. that’s all i got. it’s so good. 

Tiny Houses by ohmyjetsabel. this is also brilliant. like SO brilliant it makes me teeth hurt. i love it so much. 

AND NOW CARRY ON. 

5 Times They Half-Arsed It by @krisrix This is so well written! It’s clever and feisty and fun and I just love it. I’ve rec’d it to people who have no idea what Carry On is and they also love it. *tips hat to you.*

Stay up with Me by @sharkmartini i feel bad for everyone who was awake the first time i read this. it is brilliant. it is absolutely brilliant and beautiful. so well written and just. oh my god. it’s one of those pieces that just sticks with you for a long time. it is amazing and i love it and they’re going to be like “who this random ass bitch rec’ing my fic like a stalker?” it’s SO GOOD. like SO GOOD YOU RUB YOUR TEMPLES AND SIGH HEAVILY. it’s good. just read it okay. 

sorry i don’t have the patience to rec footie fic. if you want that you’re gonna have to ask nicely. 

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(This is also erotic.)

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Give me all the surfer Armie footage please. 

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Images of someone who knows what he looks like.

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Hahahahahah

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Ellis, Welsh Terrier/Airedale Terrier mix (5 y/o), Quissett Harbor, Falmouth, MA • “He generally digs for oysters. Never enough for dinner, though.”

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Immediately txted this to my coworkers😂😂😂

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I, too, would like to feel the wind in his chest hair.