joaniejustwokeup
joaniejustwokeup
I'm Nobody! Who Are You?
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I feel it is only fair to warn you that I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing.
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joaniejustwokeup · 17 minutes ago
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In a remarkable upset, disgraced former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has conceded to democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani in the Democratic primary for New York City mayor. The result could well mark a party shift away from a fossilized old guard towards younger, progressive candidates determined to address income inequality and other quality of life concerns of Democratic voters. - Talking Points Memo
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joaniejustwokeup · 18 minutes ago
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joaniejustwokeup · 18 minutes ago
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shoutout to everyone
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joaniejustwokeup · 29 minutes ago
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@mayakern had a lot of cool clothes designs, especially skirts. There’s also Mochipan (https://mochipan.com/), The Hushfall Archives (https://hushfallarchives.com/), and Carmico (https://carmico.ca/).
Snag (https://snagtights.us/) is a larger company that mostly does tights, but they’ve expanded into other clothes as well. They’re really accessible to larger sizes and have some really cute skirts and dresses. They also feature a lot of queer and/or disabled models in their product listings.
Vesperto (https://vesperto.shop) and NerdyMixedPan (https://www.etsy.com/shop/Nerdymixedpan) also do a lot of cool goth jewelry.
could you reccomend more stores like you? I love the asthetic (and bought a preorder skirt!) but can't find much in the same niche other than Vertiverfox
Probably @morningwitchy is the closest to me or Vetiverfox's aesthetic?
Other people around here will have more recs than me, I'm sure. So hopefully you'll get some ideas in the comments/reblogs on this!
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joaniejustwokeup · 2 hours ago
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I hate targeted ads but I also hate the untargeted gambling & ozempic ads (I dont like gambling and if I lost 10 pounds I'd die of malnutrition) maybe the truth lies somewhere inbetween... all ads are bad
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joaniejustwokeup · 2 hours ago
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fries. envelopes. ive been awake for 18 hours can i go to bed now.
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joaniejustwokeup · 2 hours ago
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ok genuinely why are goyim always so offended at being called goyim. im not talking about when its used in an insulting sentence, because in that case youre just upset about being insulted and thats normal. i mean when its used as a neutral descriptor for someone who isnt jewish. the only explanation ive ever seen is people making up definitions of the word to make it seem derogatory.
why is it so upsetting to that jews have a word for people who arent jewish in our own language? do you..want to be jewish? does being left out of things make you sad because you never grew out of the childhood phase where everything is about you? or are you just looking for something to be offended about?
edit: read some of the replies, dont know why reblogs are turned off i promise it wasnt me. my consensus is yall are soft as fuck and want something to be offended about. also no, black people being called the N word is nowhere near comparable to you being called a goy.
edit 2: ok they might be back on? i dont want them off bc i actually want people to interact with this
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joaniejustwokeup · 3 hours ago
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joaniejustwokeup · 3 hours ago
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Odysseus being a Liar and a Menace
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joaniejustwokeup · 3 hours ago
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i was playing pokemon blue on stream earlier at 350% speed and i got to thinking
what if the reason nobody in the pokemon world has any good teams is because its considered a dick move to have a proper team comp
like culturally everyone is like “haha pick the pokemon you want! if you’re happy with three geodudes, thats you and your life!” and then you’re supposed to just have a friendly battle with any other pokemon trainers and whatever pokemon they just happen to have
like the average trainer is probably just walking around with a growlithe because that’s their pet, or a hiker has three geodudes because the geodudes help him with hiking. and if this pet owner and geodude hiker meet, you’re supposed to have a friendly battle but nothing too serious
now imagine the 10 year old kid that has six pokeballs on their belt comes up. you’re like “haha, we’ll have a friendly battle!” and you throw out your geodude 
and they throw out a fucking gyarados, and it one-shots your geodude 
and then you throw out your pidgey you have because the pidgey helps you navigate mountains because you’re a hiker
and then electricity crackles around the gyarados and a thunderbolt flies off of this giant dragon and evaporates your pidgey 
so you’re down to your last pokemon. you tell them you’re gonna send out your bulbasaur. the ten year old is like “oh okay in that case i’m gonna pull out my vulpix.” like not only is this kid walking around with an amped-up super dragon, but theyve also got multiple pokemon specifically for making type advantage counter-picks?
this kid’s a fucking asshole! really, kid? what are you trying to prove here? this is a friendly match between strangers for fun! why are you composing real-ass competitive teams? what a fucker! 
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joaniejustwokeup · 3 hours ago
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The fact that most of her work is lost to the sands of time is pretty depressing but even a couple millennia later, her incomplete writings can still hit deep
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joaniejustwokeup · 6 hours ago
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though I still love Chronicles of Narnia the older I get and the more I learn the clearer it becomes to me why it would have driven Tolkien completely insane
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joaniejustwokeup · 6 hours ago
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Dead on main prompt
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joaniejustwokeup · 6 hours ago
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biblically accurate haymitch abernathy
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joaniejustwokeup · 7 hours ago
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joaniejustwokeup · 7 hours ago
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You know what's great. Uninstalling stuff. I love to Uninstall
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joaniejustwokeup · 7 hours ago
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hey guys
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