My name's Emily. I love God, comedy, video games, and writing. ALSO: v. emotional about Philadelphia sports ball franchises.
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my brain would not let me rest until i made this
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I'm not a hater but so much shit is stupid
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Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+left, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired
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Guess who started the first Red Dead Redemption for the first time?
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you used to be able to play games on cartoonnetwork.com . . . now every company's website wants to give you spyware and spread corporate propaganda but I REMEMBER when you could play a BEN 10 adventure game in-browser without so much as giving away your e-mail. people's heads should be on pikes for this
#there are two types of yearning: romantic and whatever this is#and good lord I am YEARNING#there used to be a kick the can flash game with all the CN characters#and if it’s possible to experience true bliss on this earth I think it involves being 11 and playing dumb flash games on your too slow PC#rando calrissian#about me
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GOD I just want to be CREATIVE but all my energy is being used to survive
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me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:

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Harrison Ford | Indiana Jones, on set
#I believe the correct word is hnnghh#what did we do to deserve harrison ford in the 80s?#indiana jones#harrison ford#steven spielberg
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"I love stupid. Why do you think I'm here?"
#I love him your honor#I genuinely think he may be my emotional support celebrity#harrison ford#handsome dudes
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Late Night with Conan O'Brien bumpers by Kevin Frank, via Flickr
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Are you tired of streaming movies from your couch, from your kitchen, and from your hand?
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american vandal deserved six seasons and a movie
#I was just thinking about this show#and truly I’ve never felt anything so vehemently in my soul than this#peak art tbh#it’s not only funny but the true crime parody component is so well done#all parody/satire should aspire to this level of knowledge about the subject you are parodying/satire-ing#american vandal#squa-medy goals
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I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest. my whole life so far is leading up to that moment
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