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Joan had expected this reaction, but not quite to the degree where the boy was reduced to an excited child. It surprised her, but still entertained her nonetheless.

"Ah, yes, yes, not if you don't provoke him, and maybe?" She replied, trying to answer all of this questions in one fell swoop. "We call him Rexy, and i can probably let you pet him. He's not much more than un chien, honestly." Joan would save the 'I told you so' for a little later.

Any hostility or irritation left the teen, it all now replaced with wonder. He was struck like a little kid again. This was a million time cooler than just a plain old static museum. 

He flapped his wings lightly, not enough to get his feet off the ground but rather it was an excited gesture.

But there was one things that really got his attention, and that was the giant skeleton, moving skeleton, of one of the boy’s favorite things. A dinosaur. A T-Rex in fact. 

"You have a dinosaur?? Does it roar? Does it bite? Can I pet it???"

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Joan doesn't say anything this time, afraid of spoiling the moment. She just stays where she is, on the balls of her feet with her arm out stretched in a gesture of peace. They were close to becoming friends, she could feel it.

Technically no, there was no reason so far. Maybe she was just as nice as Teddy. Dexter continued to approach until he was close enough that he had to stand up to better see her. He cocked his head to the side in curiosity. Friend?

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stop pretending like asexuals lack romantic feelings 2k15

stop pretending like aromantics lack sexual feelings 2k15

stop mixing up aro and ace all the time 2k15

stop treating aros/aces like children 2k15

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God help me.        "Monsieur, I would swear on my mother's grave that I am not a robot!"

 ”Because you’re actually a robot?”

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//eyyy i'm back~

gonna do some replies, specifically the shorter ones because i'm not sure how much Joan muse I have atm. i'm not sure yet, but i might drop some threads. if I do, i'll let you know via ask and we can talk about it further. 

it's good to be back after my little hiatus though <33

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Reblog if you are 5'6 or under.

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"I swear to all that I believe Holy that when I get down from here I will smite you."

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Send me▼ for your muse to find mine stuck in a tree and unable to get down.

“Stop laughing at me and help me down, then!”

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//yoo i'm gonna be hanging out on ofhauntings for the next little while so if you need me i'll be over there. but i'll still be lurking and doing a few replies over here probably! i just wanna get my new muse established a little, you know?

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"Bonjour, ma petit ami! No trouble, I assure you. I am only passing through. How are you faring, this fine night?"

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"My lady, what brings you here to the Hall of Miniatures?"

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A cheerful frame of mind,                          reinforced by relaxation…                                        is the medicine that puts all ghosts of fear 

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Sometimes you just feel the need to see your favorite character breathing heavily and covered in blood 

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The Road to El Dorado Starter Sentences (Part 1)

"Today, we sail to conquer the new world!"

"This could be our destiny, our fate."

"If I believed in fate, I wouldn't be playing with loaded dice."

"Come on baby. Papa needs that crappy map..."

"You dare to impugn my honor?"

"He was the one that was cheating!"

"Oh, now I'm the thief? Take a look in the mirror, pal!"

"I will give you the honor of a quick and painless death."

"You fight like my sister."

"I've fought your sister, that's a compliment."

"We're both in barrels, that's the extent of my knowledge."

"My crew was as carefully chosen as the disciples of Christ, and I will not tolerate stowaways."

"You will be flogged. And when we port into Cuba to resupply, God willing, you will be flogged some more...and then enslaved on the sugar plantations for the rest of you miserable life."

"That's your plan, is it? ...well I like it!"

"Okay, what's your idea, smart guy?"

"Don't ask me that! You're the one with the plans."

"For pete's sake, he's a ruthless warhorse, not a poodle."

"Look on the positive side. At least things can't get--"

"Excuse me. Were you going to say 'worse'?"

"Did you ever imagine it would end like this?"

"The horse is a surprise."

"My regret, besides dying, is our greatest adventure is over before it even began, and no one will even remember us."

"Well if it's any consolation... you... made my life... an adventure."

"And if it's any consolation, you made my life... rich."

"What's that? The map? ... You still have the map? You kept the map but you couldn't grab a little more food?!"

"It's the map to El Dorado!"

"You drank the sea water didn't you?"

"Wait a minute. New plan. We find the city of gold. We take the gold, and then we go back to Spain."

"And buy Spain!"

"That's the spirit!"

"Your horse bit me in the butt!"

"Apparently, 'El Dorado' is native for... 'great, Big, ... ROCK'!"

"You don't think Cortes could've gotten here before us?"

"And what? Took all the /really/ big rocks? The scoundrel!"

"As the prophesies foretold, the time of judgment is now!"

"Did I not predict that the gods would come to us?"

"My lord, I am not a thief."

"My only wish is to serve the gods."

"You do not question the gods!"

"Do not question me/us, or I/we shall have to unleash our awesome and terrible power!"

"Visit your wrath upon this nonbeliever!"

"Show us the truth of your divinity!"

"You know that little voice that people have that tells them to quick when they're ahead? ... You don't have one!"

"Well, I'm sorry I got carried away!"

"Maybe we should tell the truth and beg for mercy."

"Both. Both is good."

"They actually think we're gods."

"We just have to keep this up long enough to load up on the gold and get the hell out of here!"

"We'll be living like kings!"

"(Person A) and (Person B)! (Person B) and (Person A)! Mighty and powerful gods!"

"Depart mortal! Before we/I strike you with a lightning bolt!"

"Beware the wrath of the gods!"

"Save it for the high priest, honey. You're gonna need it."

"What makes you think that I need your help?"

"Are you serious?"

"I want in on the scam."

"Scam? There's not a scam. Why would think there's a scam?"

"She wants in so she can get out."

"Think you're the only one who dreams of better things?"

"You've got your reasons, and I've got mine."

"Do you mind?"

"The little voice-- remember the little voice? Just for a second imagine that you have one."

"And we're pretending to be Gods."

"We must avoid giving in to temptation."

"Relax! All you have to do is smile, act godly, and follow my lead."

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