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forgot to turn the burner on so i just spent 15 minutes standing over my pot of noodles like
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“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again
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wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!
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My favorite Car Seat Headrest Genius annotation probably ever.
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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.
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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss
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I’m so glad I live in a world where there are cats ♡
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going on pinterest and commenting “hmm… i find this really.. pinteresting…!” on every single post i see
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Any idiot can like something thats good. It takes a real genius to like things that suck ass
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