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One fine day indeed

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Imagine hating me and I'm just in my room like:

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Liam genuinely hasn’t tweeted himself ever since the announcement lol. This man’s twitter was actually just a 15 year distraction from not having Oasis around. He got his brother back and just fucking quit Twitter once and for all

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Me and Liam are head over heels in love at the moment. It’s illegal in some countries but while you’re on the road, it’s fine. - Noel Gallagher, 2002

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Is that kissing scene really necessary in a concert announcement video🤨🤨🤨

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britpop is a dumpster fire

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“Elliot, tell us what you need”

“I love you”

Me:

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Lego Mini-figure Portrait #235: Jacob Flimptopper: "It all comes from loving banana peeling so much. I've been a banana peeler since I was 6. Not the banana itself but the peeling of it...people said you're a weirdo, have awkward taste in hobbies, just give up, you'll hurt yourself, stop being a daredevil etc. But now, I'm a CEO of a company that makes tires, earning half-a-million a year, so yeah, who's the freak now...figures...actually I'm pretty sure that the point of the story was to never giving up your dreams. Did I mentioned that I'm filthy rich now!? I did?! Mmkay..."

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Kids these days...

from the famous BBC 2 comedy series: Hippies, 1999

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"Happy Father’s Day, I am your son, I am a run away Call me a bastard, call me a bitch You are made of plastic, You are filthy rich.” #FathersDay #EndFathersDay #HappyFathersDay

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I prefer the hardest truth to dearest illusions

Johannes Kepler

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Having a very serious conversation in a very serious business suit...I love you...

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Real Bromance

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Justice is a knee in the gut from the floor on the chin at night sneaky with a knife brought up down on the magazine of a battleship sandbagged underhanded in the dark without a word of warning.

Catch-22, Joseph Heller