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JOE: not a fan of beating around the bush, lol. JOE: wish i could tell that's the way it will go but i can't make that kind of promise. hopefully he isn't too jealous of him and ends up loving him with some time. wish there was a suggestion i could give you but not having gone through it...say i am the last person you want advise from on that. how did your daughter do with you all bringing home your son? JOE: three seems like a good solid number. i'd say anywhere from two to four is a good number. just depends on your involved wit your kids. the people who just keep having babies to have them and leaving them with nannies 90% of the time are not parents. one day, i'd like to have them but i'm in no rush at the moment. also, know rylee is still young and just getting started with her career.

olivia: as hard as that is to believe coming from a man, i will this time. you always seem to shoot it straight. olivia: your lips to god's ears. my wish is that weston is obsessed with his little brother from the first time they meet, but that's doubtful. i'm starting to get a little anxious about it all, and trying to come up with ways to soften the blow of the new baby coming home with us. any & all suggestions are welcomed! olivia: that's awesome! my family is big and i've always wanted a big one of my own. we're still two kids short from what i grew up with, but one more that what danny grew up with so three feels like a good common ground. do you think you want kids one day?

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JOE: i'd like to think so, yeah. definitely sucks when you fall short but the games that are the most frustrating are the ones we just flop in. when we should have easily won it and we just didn't produce anything. JOE: we can get going this weekend or middle of the week. that is totally up to you and your schedule. you are the busy one now it seems. and is it cliche to say like milan, venice and florence?

rylee: i can see that. do you still like sundays best even if the result of the game isn't what you had hoped for? rylee: two important questions. 1. when do you want to go and 2. what cities should we go to?

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i'm telling you...some of the outfits that these fans wear are over the top. in the best way possible though. the who dey nation is incredible and some pretty loyal ass fans. just to prove that they go over and beyond with outfits...just see right here. you think burrowed zen is better than brrr-zen? twenty percent, huh? how about ten percent? a matchmaker, huh? that is interesting but i bet you are a pretty solid matchmaker. if i hadn't found my person...i'd totally hire you to play matchmaker. who charmed the pants off you more? and i don't want that safe answer...give it to me straight and i will keep your secret.

the fact that I’d blend in wearing a tiger onesie at your game makes me feel both seen and slightly terrified. But challenge accepted. Please send photoevidence immediately, I need to know what I’m working with. And yes, bottle the calm. Slap your face on it, call it 'Burrowed Zen', see what i did there? I'll take 20%, you're welcome. And 100% yes, take your girlfriend. It’s got love, lust, very expensive jackets, and me playing a morally conflicted matchmaker. Plus, watching Pedro and Chris try to out charm each other is basically a public service.

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JOE: well, during season it is always game day. nothing beats the rush of playing on the biggest platform. but when it's out of season...i really like saturdays. they are a chill day but also able to watch some big card matches for ufc. JOE: oh yeah? well, i imagine they can make a trip to italy work and they can spend some much needed time alone and she can see her friend as well. win-win.

rylee: what's your favorite day of the week in season versus out of season? rylee: italy is calling her name!! also, i have a friend that's filming there so it would be so fun to see her if it works out.

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i'm going to shoot it to ya straight...you'd probably be one of the more sane looking people there. there are some pretty dedicated fans that get super into it and are decked out in body paint and much more. i'd have to send you images of them. i've never been asked if i bottle my calm under pressure before. may need to look into that marketing tactic. you can be our test subject with it. sound like a deal? now serious question for you, is the materialist a good movie to take your girlfriend to for date night?

Okay, serious question, if I showed up to one of your games full glam but in a tiger onesie, would that be considered team spirit or grounds for immediate removal? Also, follow-up, how do you stay so calm under pressure, and do you bottle that for resale? Asking for a friend. I'm the friend. / @jocburrow

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JOE: it honestly feels like it's the end of the week but its technically only wednesday. it's absurd how it feels later in the week than it actually is. JOE: oh is that so? well, which one is she wanting to jet off to first? she needs to let him know these kinds of things. she's got him till about july 13th. need to get setting on them trips.

rylee: my week is going! i can't believe it's only tuesday though. as if the day of the week matters right now 😂😂 rylee: cincy sounds tempting, but i heard a rumor that that qb promised his amazing girlfriend some really cool trips in the offseason. i think she'd probably want to take one of those.

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when you mention favorite games...are we talking video games or like board games? but sounds like you've been living that relaxation life on the couch. what kind of books are you into? and must admit that it's pretty impressive that you've been able to get through numerous pages without a single dust of cheddar puff. as for fictional characters....totally going with spongebob squarepants. no doubt or second guessing there.

I've been reading a lot, watching a lot, playing a lot of my favorite games... essentially, my life has been glorified couch rotting for the past week or so. It's been absolute bliss, just me and my comfort hobbies. I just finished a good book, and I've managed to avoid getting white cheddar puff dust on any pages in the process. All this time in creative media has me wondering, though... if you could swap lives for a fictional character for a day, who would you choose... and why? @hfrpstarters

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JOE: how's your week going so far? JOE: planning on visiting cincy anytime soon? hear there is this super popular quarterback for the city's professional football team going around saying how much he misses his super hot dancer girlfriend.

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just between you and i...she could ask me to jump off the side of a cliff with her and i'd probably do it. may be a little hesitant but would still end up doing it. also, helped that it was on a weekend and able to squeeze it in between OTA's and mandatory mini-camp. we ended up staying in spain till monday of last week. it was a quick little trip but totally worth it. the wedding was incredible and definitely two people who clearly love one another and meant for one another and who have a ton of love surrounding them. it was an incredible weekend. how's the married life been treating you?

i was just saying to rylee that i'm so glad you had the opportunity to come with her to the wedding. she's very glowy and happy whenever the topic of you comes up and finally i get to properly meet you. thanks for flying out, especially since you guys are due back in training soon, right? how long are you two able to stay in spain or do you need to rush right back to the states? / @jocburrow

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JOE: not one to lie or blow smoke up your butt for shits and giggles. tell it how it is. lol. JOE: he will probably come around once he is here and old enough to play with. brother's are a great thing to have even if they are older, lol. definitely will always have a best friend in one another. my brother's are some of mine and they are pretty significantly older than me too. JOE: just my older brothers and they are considered my half brothers. we have the same dad but not the same mom.

olivia: thank you! that's very kind of you, and make sure you keep those compliments coming lol olivia: we're very excited! a healthy baby is really all that matters, but we were hoping for another boy. our son is not thrilled at the thought of being a big brother but i'm hopeful he'll come around once he sees how cool his little brother is. and hopefully they'll grow up as best friends! olivia: do you have any siblings?

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no sweat at all, man! weddings are absolutely insane and know being a groom must have pulled you in every way possible. it was a beautiful wedding and happy that i was brought along to witness you and benson tying the knot. definitely made the most out of the quick trip, had to get back for mandatory mini-camp. how's the married life been treating you though?

man, i meant to come talk to you at the wedding but swear i was being stopped every ten seconds to drink or dance. did you enjoy yourself? make the most out of the trip to spain? @jocburrow

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[text]: no, but you look like you actually didn’t hate it from what i’ve seen so far. that little smirk makes me melt

[ t e x t ]: think I’m getting a little more used to it. had to do something different than the wink form last year.

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[text]: i like to think i helped you discover it by forcing you to take so many pictures with me 😅

[ t e x t ]: you saying my previous press photos were lacking the model flare to them?

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[text]: ummmm excuse me. i didn’t know my boyfriend was ALSO a freaking supermodel!! 🤩🥰

[ t e x t ]: you are just now realizing my hidden talent?