joccey
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Are you ever typing something that your phone autocapitalizes and you go back and re-type it just to force uncapitalize it. Like no sorry mcdonalds doesn’t deserve that level of respect from me
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help i’m in london w my dad and he keeps pointing at buildings and saying ‘there used to be a coffee shop here’ but by ‘used to be’ he means. in the seventeenth century
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Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter —covered in blood and feral
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i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words
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when you go to the girls with swords meetup and there's always that one bitch with the halberd
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was going through some of my health records and some doctor put “dresses oddly” next to my psychotic symptoms. hey fuck you too man
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i should only be charged a symbolic amount of 10 cents for my groceries because i have kind eyes and my intentions are pure
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