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It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

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who the fuck is making these

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am i allowed to say stuff on here?

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This is a poop book. This is a book about fucking poop. I know it.

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Happy pride month

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They never bring up bisexual boy with lame ass straight girlfriend. what about her

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When you’ve been cooking for long enough, you stop making recipes and start making “shit in a skillet” and “whatever soup”

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me when I'm 33

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I've still never done real commissions I've only done shit like this

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