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EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW AND LOOK AT THIS

inspired by this one exchange from @garpen's twitter au!!

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They were found safe! They were missing for about 8 hours, but all ended up okay. And just in case anybody thinks I'm lying, they made it on the local news. Posts about it on FB, Instagram, and this article I found:

Not my siblings & co. visiting their dad in Mexico, and getting lost in the mountains on a hike only a week in. Hours in and their dad finally had to call the cops to come help find them

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Not my siblings & co. visiting their dad in Mexico, and getting lost in the mountains on a hike only a week in. Hours in and their dad finally had to call the cops to come help find them

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In June do you become gaypin

Four more hours of gaypin everyone, it's been a ride. See you next year 👋

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Happy Pride Month! (Saw your post abt wanting people to be mean to you for the funnies, so, here it goes *ahem* YOUR MOM'S A HOE!) (there...did i do it right? I hope I did, anyway, happy pride :3)

How DARE you??? Have you no shame?? You're legally not allowed to do this!? It's June for goodness sakes!! It's illegal to be mean to me in June!! This is actually homophobia???

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shimmy shimmy yea shimmy yea shimmy yah

drank swala la la swala lala drank swala la la

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I have question what do you use app do you use for the twitter au to make the 'tweets' cause I'm planning to make silly little posts about my ocs.

An app called Twinote on Google play

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GAR DADDY

YES?? WHY ARE WE YELLING??

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The lie was the accidentally biting the professor.

I did in fact go skydiving two days before I was supposed to go on an airplane for the first time. My reasoning being "If I can willing jump out of an airplane and not die from a heartattack, then I should be able to sit normally in a plane for a few hours." And it worked! TSA was scarier than the turbulence!

Also, I may not be Catholic (I'm an omnist), many of my practices are in fact Catholic leaning now because of this dream. God knew the only way to pull me in, was to make it gay.

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Gar-gar! 💜 i will send u some pictures of tiramisu later (not homemade this time but still it's tiramisu)

Is this what love feels like 🥺

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I give you besos 👄💋👄

Gar daddy can I ask a favor?

Can you please work your magic to turn this post into the batboys? I'm thinking Tim is OP and the replies are Damian, Jason, and Dick, in that order

Gar Daddy loves making wishes come true for my children 😌

And as a bonus:

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As a OCD Tim truther, I love this 😌

@/nottimdrake: My brain before going through airport security: what if I accidentally have a gun

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Gar daddy can I ask a favor?

Can you please work your magic to turn this post into the batboys? I'm thinking Tim is OP and the replies are Damian, Jason, and Dick, in that order

Gar Daddy loves making wishes come true for my children 😌

And as a bonus:

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On a drive with my sister and two nieces

Me: I spy with my little eye something...brown

My 5yr old niece: Mmmmm my skin??

Me:

My niece:

Her mother: *cracking up*

My niece: My sisters skin??

Her 7yr old sister (also my niece): My skin IS brown!!

Me: Valid, but no. It's not your or your sisters skin

5yr old: Mom's skin???

Me: Your chanclas. You're wearing brown chanclas, pendeja

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stephcass prompt for dcforgaza<3

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Two truths and a lie

No pressure tags: @malfiora @eldritchdemonfox @adhara2034 @saltymarshmall0w @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen and anybody else who wishes to participate!

It's time for.. TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE

(Normal version)

@neverniko101 @soul100 @aurora-starlight-silly

You've been chosen to continue the game, onward my frens

Y'all can check out the unhinged version on my blog

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Four months ago a dog ran inside my home. I let it stay the night, and planned to go door to door in the area in hopes of finding its owner. I also posted on neighborhood apps. I was able to find the owner the next day (with photos as proof) and that was it.

Today (11pm) we saw a dog on our cameras just sitting at our door and lo and behold it's the same dog! He remembered my house and just waltzed right in when I opened it. Already messaged it' owner but it's pretty late so they may not notice their dog got out.

This dog is just the cutest little guy, his name is Lotso and I swear if it happens again (third time's the charm) I'm keeping it