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carop.bala

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postgame 26 apr '25

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Would you ever write about Justin and Sara‘s baby girl turning one? I miss them so much💕

It's funny because I have a half ass 1st bday for Ella written. It's not up to standard but I will be getting back to it one day.

I got my ears repeirced today and I saw so many babies. It gave me the idea of Justin and Sara going back and forth on whether they want to peirce Ella's ears as a baby.

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He's so pretty 🥰

📸 (c): chargers

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[25.01.18] @ new jersey devils

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Compression vests 🤌

📸 (c): fan submission

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NO ONE TALK TO ME

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Taken my 4th hot yoga sculpt class. That shit still fucking sucks everytime

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mfrost16

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i support being a hater unless youre hating on something i enjoy and love and then you need to lighten up buddy wheres your sense of whimsy

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anyways enjoy this Joel Farabee twitter dive✨

(yes i was bored)

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vibe for tonight’s game x

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i knew this tik tok comment was speaking to me. in joel’s voice

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[25.03.24] team photo day

"everyone's picking on me this morning already"

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The four types of lord huron songs: "I will never die," "I am actively dying," "I'm dead," and "Just fumbled a baddie don't hmu"

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Kink List With Joel Farabee

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Joel is very touchy and clingy after sex. He'll still be very smiley and cheerful still, but his voice will get very warm and quieter than normal, but just as energetic.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Joel's favorite part of his body are his biceps. He likes his jawline and neck as well.

His favorite part of your body is also your neck and collarbone area, then thighs and butt.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He’s very excessive, so of course he’s going to make an absolute mess. He usually cums on your stomach, thighs, or your face if you let him.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Joel has a secret soft side that he doesn’t like to show, not to his friends at least. It’s only for you. It's a side of him that’s very sweet and loving. He's a secret cuddler when he's sleepy.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Joel has a lot of experience, from all the years of hookups. He doesn't sleep with others once he's with you. He also pays closer attention to you than he did his other hookups, always making sure you feel good and always trying to bring you over the edge.

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

He loves missionary, because it allows him to be close to you. He also loves cowgirl, so he can watch you bounce on top of him.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He’s always goofy on the ice, but off the ice he can be very serious, especially when he’s playing with the puck on ice or when he’s practicing. However when he’s with you, he’s always fun, playful, and silly.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He definitely trims and manscapes a lot. There’s still some visible hair in the nether regions, but it’s nice and kept. He takes a lot of pride in how he looks.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He loves being very intimate, even if it's just in little moments, like holding your hand, giving you a random kiss on the cheek, rubbing your thigh, or wrapping his arm around your shoulder.

He also gets very sweet when he's in the mood, whispering in your ear, leaving little bites and love marks up and down your body.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He jerks off a lot, to help with stress and to help him get to sleep. He prefers videos, but will look at pictures of you that you send him if he’s away from home.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

His main kink is being in control. He really likes to take control of you. He especially enjoys making you look at him and he enjoys praising you.

He *loves* giving you love bites. He enjoys leaving them in very visible spots, like your thighs, chest, and neck.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

He likes to do everything everywhere.

But he really enjoys doing it in his bed or yours, mostly because of the comfort. He also likes in the shower, when you're in hotels, or in cars.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Watching you do daily things definitely gets him going, even if you’re just laying on the couch scrolling on your phone, or working out.

He also really likes seeing you in short shorts, crop tops, and anything that is form-fitting on your curves.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He isn’t into anything too kinky, but a hard no from him is any pain play. He also doesn’t like it if you ever call him “daddy,” that’s his pet peeve.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He loves both, since he enjoys doing things for you and letting you do things for him. He’s very, very good at both, so much so that it’ll make you whine and moan.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He usually prefers being a bit rougher and going fast, but he will slow down if you want. He usually goes at the pace you’re at, matching your energy.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He loves them. He will take them everywhere he can. He’s always in the mood for it. He usually just pulls you somewhere private and does his work, as fast as he can.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He’s very willing to experiment and try new things. He likes risks and being a bit risky in general. He doesn’t mind pushing the limits.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He actually has really good stamina, so he likes to go for more than one round, since you have to usually stop him. He can go for more than an hour, but once he’s ready for a break.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He does own toys, and he isn’t afraid to use them. He’s used them on himself and on you, and just recently he bought a vibrator for you. He loves watching you react to it.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He is very, very playful and he likes to tease you a lot. He thinks it’s cute to see you get all pent up, but once he does it for long enough, he’ll give in.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He is pretty noisy, especially in more intense moments. He’s not loud in public very often, though. But, he can go through spurts of just mumbling praise and “oh-s”

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Joel loves to take pictures or videos of you. He’ll take them if you let him, but if you’re busy or not looking, there’s a chance he’ll be snapping a picture or taking a video of you.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

He’s packing a lot, which is to be expected since he’s a big, strong hockey player. He’s long and he’s thick, and he has a very nice curve to it. The first time he saw you he saw your body, and he wanted you immediately.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

He’s has a VERY high drive. He’s almost always horned up during the day. He’s usually holding back from just pouncing on you right then and there.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

It’s a bit 50/50 with him. If he gets worn out, he'll fall asleep really fast, like right after cleaning up. If he isn't worn out, it might take him a bit, but mostly since he won't stop cuddling you until he's asleep and fully satisfied.