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"I've been standing here and I haven't received my welcome home kiss." Kaoru is being a brat today as he stands right in front of Kojiro. - Cherry @ Joe >:3c

“Oh I didn’t hear the door, I am sorry but let me finish cooking dinner and I will give you a kiss.” Kojiro was lying but wanted to tease him because it was fun to see Kaoru’s reaction. He placed the tray of food inside the oven and washed his hands to make sure he was clean before touching his beloved’s face. “Welcome home, darling.” Then kissed his lips just the way Kaoru liked it, soft and gentle to make it more intimate.

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praeteritus-memories​:

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“Yes it was you! Right after I gave you a kiss and left, I went back to make something because I got a text from Langa saying he wanted something delicious for Reki and since I am a good person I made one of my personal favorites and I have no damn idea how it slipped out of my hands.” Joe complained and squinted at Kaoru, “you took away all my good luck with the kiss I gave you, give it back to me.” 

“If-You hadn’t-!” Now he’s asking for another kiss? How easily distracted was he? Though, maybe Kaoru shouldn’t be judging when he’s messed up a brush stroke solely from watching Kojiro take off his shirt while cooking. “Hmph…I’d rather stay, so why don’t you come here and I’ll give you that kiss…idiot…”

“Gosh you are so NEEDY Kaoru.” He rolled his eyes and got closer to steal a kiss from his lips. He cupped his face with his hands and softly kissed him, that will shut him up for a moment. “You are really needy huh?”

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I want to roleplay nasty things but I am scared. 🥺😱😳

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“You are part of that PROBLEM but I accidentally wasted a WHOLE plate of pasta and I almost slipped while trying to clean up.” He is only trying to make the other laugh but he almost died while cleaning the stupid pasta off the floor. “I think you left some bad energy after you left my restaurant, you are not welcome anymore.” 

“Me-!?” Flustered as always around Kojiro, frankly his feelings for him always made Kaoru horrifically flustered. It’s no wonder he tries to hide it by arguing with him so often. “You’re the clumsy ape for dropping your own food!”

“Yes it was you! Right after I gave you a kiss and left, I went back to make something because I got a text from Langa saying he wanted something delicious for Reki and since I am a good person I made one of my personal favorites and I have no damn idea how it slipped out of my hands.” Joe complained and squinted at Kaoru, “you took away all my good luck with the kiss I gave you, give it back to me.” 

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“You are not going to believe the day I just had.” 

“If you say it was seeing me today, I will kick you under this table right now.”

“You are part of that PROBLEM but I accidentally wasted a WHOLE plate of pasta and I almost slipped while trying to clean up.” He is only trying to make the other laugh but he almost died while cleaning the stupid pasta off the floor. “I think you left some bad energy after you left my restaurant, you are not welcome anymore.” 

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“You are not going to believe the day I just had.” 

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⊱asks for muns with a multimuse or more than one muse⊰

is there a muse that you wish gets more attention?

if you HAD to choose, who’s your favorite muse?

which muse is the trickiest to get into character for?

is there a muse that not a lot of people roleplay with?

if you HAD to choose, who’s your least favorite muse?

which one of your muses have you been playing the longest?

which one of your muses has the most ships?

what is each of your muses otps? notps?

why were you drawn to each one of your characters?

which muse is the most fun to write for?

is there another muse you’ve been thinking of adding or writing for? who?

what is something everyone should know about your muses before interacting?

what’s a weird headcanon you have for each of your muses?

which muse has the most aus or verses?

can you sort your muses from youngest to oldest?

which muse is most willing to fight another muse?

do your muses get along with each other?

would you ship any of your muses together? who?

for each muse, is there a character you wish had a blog so you could interact with them?

have you ever considered making a multimuse/is it easier having a multimuse?

which muse is the most problematic towards other muses?

which muse is most likely to make new friends?

which muses’ fandom do you like the best?

is there someone playing the same muse/s as you and you really look up to them?

which muse do people send the most asks for?

which muse is most likely to have kids?

is there a rule that someone keeps breaking for your muses?

can you sort your muses from weakest to strongest?

which muse are you considering deleting?

most importantly, are you having fun playing each one of your muses?

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Headcanon Game - A to Z (NSFW)

Hey guys! I thought I’d so something fun this weekend, so I did my best to sexualize the alphabet and turn it into a headcanon game!

So here’s how it works. You send me a character (or a few), and the corresponding letters that you want me to answer for them!

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)  J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) L = Location (Favourite places to do the do) M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

I’ll have this running all weekend, so feel free to drop by!

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Momo and Joe taking pictures together! 

This was for a thing I saw around couple days ago and I wanted to do it but I couldn’t because I forgot. This is all I can contribute for today but Joe look so handsome wearing a cravat and I gave him some cute freckles because why the heck not!

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Goddamn I miss Joe so much, what the heck. 🥺😭💚🧡

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   “I am your girl’s favorite CHEF and SKATER, I don’t                      feel bad if they end up falling for me.” 

                                       RULES || KOJIRO NANJO || INQUIRE 

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My friends! This is a quick update but for the next couple of weeks I will be training for my new job, I don’t know how long it would take me to complete everything but I hope it is less than 4 weeks but I am not entirely sure. I will be active during the weekends though but feel free to visit Joe’s inbox! 

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How come y’all haven’t told your friends about us? The Himbo and Momo, come on. 😌

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   “I am your girl’s favorite CHEF and SKATER, I don’t                      feel bad if they end up falling for me.” 

                                       RULES || KOJIRO NANJO || INQUIRE 

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Joe, dramatically flopping onto Cherry’s lap: Kaoru, tell me I’m pretty.

Cherry, smiling lovingly: You’re pretty fucking annoying is what you are.

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Joe: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one, you’ll be fined.

Miya: Heck.

Joe: You’re on thin fucking ice.

Joe: Oh no.

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"Stupid ape." He may be saying that but Kaoru is still going to give him a kiss. Is he an idiot? Yeah, but he's his idiot and he'll be damned if he doesn't get some attention. - Cherry <3

“Drama queen.” He replied back and gave him a kiss on his forehead then handed him a plate of his favorite food. “Please sit down and let’s have some food, I am starving.”