joeyclaire

[joeyclaire]

birthday party celebrator

[joeyclaire]

Hey y'all -- I'm making this post on behalf of Sami and his family, who are currently suffering in Gaza. You can find their fundraiser here. I think (especially) in a time where people are experiencing so much cruelty, it's our duty as humans living in the world to try to help others the best we can. We've all wished for someone to be there for us in a time of need, and we can be that for other people.

Sami's family has a lot of young children and I ask you to please consider donating if you have the means-- even something small-- or reblogging to circulate their fundraiser. Anything helps! Thank you so, so much for even reading. FUNDRAISER.

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690 days of war and yet nothing shattered me more than seeing my school, the place where I spent 7 years of my life, turned into a military fortress. A place that once held my dreams and childhood now carries only fear and ruins.

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happy birthday eve !

thank you :)!!!!

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June 1989. ‘Why every girl should be an Epilady.’

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and then my mom said the same thing

drawing my ocs snuggling and my grandpa goes aw it’s a mommy and baby i tell him they’re best friends she’s just really short. he asks how short. i say she’s 5’2 and he’s 5’10 they always look ridiculous next to each other. and he pauses and says “are these friends of yours”

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reading rpf at my birthday party. some of us are beyond saving

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every incel argument is irrelevant because no matter how repulsive a man is there will always be a woman out there it charms

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say fellas, did somebody mention the door to darkness?

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𐔌՞. CG!Quartermaster and Little!Cameron Campbell .՞𐦯

Psst hey, we’re taking requests!

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fingers in his ass sunday

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drawing my ocs snuggling and my grandpa goes aw it’s a mommy and baby i tell him they’re best friends she’s just really short. he asks how short. i say she’s 5’2 and he’s 5’10 they always look ridiculous next to each other. and he pauses and says “are these friends of yours”

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the point of rpf isn’t to concoct scenarios that are thinly veiled attempts to fuck the celebrities you like yourself. the point of rpf is to learn as much lore as is possible about the celebrities you like by whatever means necessary and use that information to craft scenarios that are wildly implausible but Technically could have happened. and then to chuckle about it. by the way

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so you guys were just gonna not tell me i messed up on queen’s quirk and made her talk like kanaya…

tenna: Ahaha… I thought you were taking me to dinner.

spamton: COME ON! WHO DOESN’T WANT TO WATCH A [Nudy Rudy Ladies] SWING ‘ROUND ON A POLE?

tenna: Gay man, for one.

spamton: HUH?

tenna: I’m gay.

spamton: …NO.

spamton: BUT YOU’RE SO [Big and Strong]! YOU DO NOT COME ACROSS AS GAY.

queen (walking past to pick up a battery acid martini): Thats Cause Hes A Bear

spamton: HUH??

queen: Some Gay Guys Are Twinks And Others Are Bears

queen: This Gay Guys A Bear

queen: By The Way Im Totally Cool With That

queen: To Each His Own

spamton: WAIT… I’M A LITTLE [Dazed and Confused] HERE, WHAT’S A TWINK?

queen: A Twink Is Small And Slender

queen: Like You

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SCAIREY!!!

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Anyway hes got pics of Tenna as his desktop wallpaper