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On my way to ballet class, 9:00 am

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this post is about booktok do not derail

i fear fanfiction ruined some of you people.

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i fear fanfiction ruined some of you people.

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you people are tagging this post as ships i recognize and well i just don’t think you’re right about them.

two men can have straight sex with each other. if they’re homophobic enough.

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this is like… actually sickening go do yourself a favor and listen to both of these beautiful songs right now… and then vote with your brain and heart and pussy……

and like actually do it. don’t embarrass yourself in front of us like this again.

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i saw one where this girl was like “wtf we were literally at the arcade why doesn’t he believe you. he’s not worth your time if he doesn’t believe you!!!!!!” 😭😭😭😭 ICON

a trend i’ve been seeing on tiktok is people going on random girls’ insta lives and commenting “bestie my boyfriend doesn’t believe that we were hanging out yesterday” and the girl streaming reads the comment and lies for them and says they were hanging out. i’m not explaining it well at all but it’s my favorite trend rn. it’s very fun

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drama is the only good tv genre everything else is fluff.

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yo mr white jokes used to go hard back in my day.

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mike i think i need to hire you to follow me around and back up my insane ramblings from here on out cause omfg ….

it’s sad that something as beautiful as plastic surgery is being commercialized and commodified like this….

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the fanfiction to romance novel reader pipeline

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a trend i’ve been seeing on tiktok is people going on random girls’ insta lives and commenting “bestie my boyfriend doesn’t believe that we were hanging out yesterday” and the girl streaming reads the comment and lies for them and says they were hanging out. i’m not explaining it well at all but it’s my favorite trend rn. it’s very fun

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finally get the “post this on ig reels” comment. i think it’s funny now. they’re ruthless there!

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why did i say this. what did i mean by this

it’s sad that something as beautiful as plastic surgery is being commercialized and commodified like this….

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it’s sad that something as beautiful as plastic surgery is being commercialized and commodified like this….

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seeing the number on “no” go up….

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dating simulator where it starts normal but it slowly becomes clear that all of the romanceable characters are attempting to cover up an extremely specific murder they committed a year ago before you arrived

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it was between that and muhammad. why the fuck would it be between that and muhammad

and you landed on mclovin