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my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?”

my life is a joke

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𝙵𝚎𝚋𝚛𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝟷, 𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟸 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚣 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟺-𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟹

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Massive L to our ancestors for not domesticating the Bear for the ultimate friend

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My friend was messing with Never Gonna Give You Up on her record player and she sped it up. It beCAME A FREAKING MAGICAL GIRL THEME.

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Swords are bougie garbage, spears and axes are the weapons of the honest working man

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Brilliant.

Staff: *bans female presenting nipples*

Me: goddamnit this is exactly how Japanese tentacle porn was created

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me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

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Why Guzma isn’t in Team Rainbow Rocket, probably

BONUS:

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we are getting a new chef in MHW… 

grandma…

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where are those big bang theory memes where sheldon is saying random words instead of bazinga

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*cocks sub machine gun like its a shotgun*

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Commander Lilith And The Fight For Sanctuary

Screenshot Breakdown!

First things first that title card, it looks as though it could be Sanctuary with some plant growth overtaking the city? Hard to tell.

Infected / plant-infected Psychos?

There is a gas that is infecting Pandora, is the gas connected to this growth?

Again, another shot of Sanctuary and an abundance of plant growth with Lilith in the forefront.

So a new enemy, Uranus (not reminiscent of Saturn at all…) but what’s behind him has got me the most excited!

That is clearly Sanctuary floating behind Uranus, we can make out the drill as well as some of the city scape.

But there seems to be giant stalks rising from Pandora and anchoring Sanctuary in place! This also explains all of the plants and greenery in these images!

The fight for Sanctuary is on.

Also noted is the Vault Hunter is lvl 30 with all 26 skill points available to use, highlighting that we can boost to lvl 30 immediately to try out this DLC.

Tina seems to be a core NPC through these images as she is front and center here but also doing the talking in the previous image. Hopefully we’ll get some lore on the creation of the B-Team (Tina, Brick, Mordecai)

Brick in the forefront, but what’s interesting are the people / bandits who are planted in the ground with their feet in the air.

I can’t decide if this has something to do with the new big-bad-enemy, or if Tina and Brick are just having some fun with the Bandits…

Salvador dual wielding the new Rainbow Rarity weapons!

Looks as though we get a nice glitter / sparkle effect off of these weapons.

A new vehicle customization to pair with the rainbow rarity weapons! Makes me wonder if we will get character customization in rainbow rarity…

Edit: also near the rear of the vehicle amidst the glitter / rainbow explosion there is a horseshoe… Buttstalion? Could the “rainbow rarity” customization option be a “Buttstalion” theme for vehicles?

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the fallout universe but culturally locked in the 1990s instead of the 1950s

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the fallout universe but culturally locked in the 1990s instead of the 1950s