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House Lannister →  Family Opening

The Lannisters are proud.

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There are no bargains between lions and men.

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When someone wakes you up early on a sunday morning…

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Jack Gleeson supports the theroy that in order to…

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Cersei Lannister Week [Day 4 - one relationship] —> Cersei and Joffrey

“He was all I had once, before Myrcella was born. I used to spend hours looking at him. His wisps of hair. His tiny hands and feet. He was such a jolly little fellow. You always hear the terrible ones were terrible babies. “We should have known. Even then, we should have known.” It’s nonsense. Whenever he was with me, he was happy. And no one can take that away from me. Not even Joffrey.��

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I’m practicing. Practicing for what? The prince.

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“Lord help anyone who stands in my way;  for I am not merciful, and I am not kind, and I am not afraid  to make you wish that I was.”

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A mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge.

George R. R. Martin, A Game of Thrones (via writteninblog)

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a modern au where cersei gets pregnant and has the worst cravings ever and is literally impossible to deal with, and jaime has to go to canada to get her actual canadian maple syrup, or to mexico for actual mexican enchiladas, or italy for actual italian pizza and like, no wonder jaime hates joffrey

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White Walker

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Women in our position must make the best of our circumstances.

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“And what of my wrath, Lord Stark?”

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Joffrey Baratheon: I can’t find my mom.