john-does-middle-finger
john-does-middle-finger
The Cooler, Middleler, Yellower, Finger
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he/theyArthur Lester's better middle finger, for scientific purposes.
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john-does-middle-finger · 4 days ago
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SCRUMPTIOUS
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10. The Hotel (10/60)
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john-does-middle-finger · 7 days ago
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hiii if you want malevolent drawing prompts perhaps a beach day (not a ploy to get you to draw shirtless men trust)
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here ya go boss
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john-does-middle-finger · 14 days ago
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demon lemon (woah….)
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lemon
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john-does-middle-finger · 17 days ago
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And it keeps happening every 20 minutes.
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john-does-middle-finger · 21 days ago
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day 43 without master! I’m on my way!
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john-does-middle-finger · 23 days ago
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he just like me fr
the kellin in arthurs mind: fuck you fuck you fuck you
kellin: you picked me!! you picked my car!! :D
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john-does-middle-finger · 24 days ago
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just a guy with a voice in his head and his arthussy facing the world
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john-does-middle-finger · 29 days ago
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NOEL FANS WE STAY WINNING
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the Noel/John as promised for committing voter fraud 🛐🛐
shirtless version under cut teehee
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john-does-middle-finger · 1 month ago
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eating raw batter is good and healthy enrichment
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john-does-middle-finger · 2 months ago
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not malevolent related at all unless you count the fact that this guy ALSO likes to make incredibly risky wagers/bets and...well...i don't think him and kayne would get along at all but more so because they would try to one-up each other constantly for who can have the most distorted bullshit philosophy regarding a corrupted dream
he is my number one blorbo and i think he's just sane enough that he would side with jarthur against kayne. and also he would love yorick so much. yap sesh would go crazy. OH AND JOHN. fragments of greater gods gotta stick together yknow. maybe one day i'll draw them together
that all being said i dont think he'd be all that helpful to them because he is still an asshole. he just wouldnt want to see humanity go splat.
anyways just wanted to share bc he is my favorite ever and this is basically my main anyway so. yeah. it's my blog i can do whatever i want.
behold: the most lore relevant and important npc for my d&d campaign
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he is wanted in every country and every timeline. the crime? caring too much.
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john-does-middle-finger · 2 months ago
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band camp with kayne would be a fucking nightmare. that is straight up just the dark world
whoever convinced kayne we needed to also do marching band shows i hope your john NEVER shuts up and i hope you NEVER learnt the difference between left and right. i am so fucking sick of this band. every time i open my instrument case it's just full of blood. this guy doesn't even understand instrument care. i used to be a flute. can't play if the pads are CONSTANTLY SOAKED WITH BLOOD.
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john-does-middle-finger · 2 months ago
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YEAHH WE GOT ANOTHER
said this when the finale first dropped on patreon but anyways limbposters are we going to get a second species— arthur orchestraposters?
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john-does-middle-finger · 2 months ago
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go on...join the orchestra...you know you want to...
said this when the finale first dropped on patreon but anyways limbposters are we going to get a second species— arthur orchestraposters?
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john-does-middle-finger · 2 months ago
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YOU.
maybe the real blackstone was the friends we made along the way
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john-does-middle-finger · 2 months ago
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THE ORCHESTRA'S GROWING OH MY GOD
now if we can just get timpani arthur to own up to being loud like dearest kayne said...
said this when the finale first dropped on patreon but anyways limbposters are we going to get a second species— arthur orchestraposters?
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john-does-middle-finger · 2 months ago
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more importantly when is timpani arthur going to own up to his actions.
said this when the finale first dropped on patreon but anyways limbposters are we going to get a second species— arthur orchestraposters?
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john-does-middle-finger · 2 months ago
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YOU.
said this when the finale first dropped on patreon but anyways limbposters are we going to get a second species— arthur orchestraposters?
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