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NOEL FANS WE STAY WINNING

the Noel/John as promised for committing voter fraud 🛐🛐

shirtless version under cut teehee

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eating raw batter is good and healthy enrichment

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not malevolent related at all unless you count the fact that this guy ALSO likes to make incredibly risky wagers/bets and...well...i don't think him and kayne would get along at all but more so because they would try to one-up each other constantly for who can have the most distorted bullshit philosophy regarding a corrupted dream

he is my number one blorbo and i think he's just sane enough that he would side with jarthur against kayne. and also he would love yorick so much. yap sesh would go crazy. OH AND JOHN. fragments of greater gods gotta stick together yknow. maybe one day i'll draw them together

that all being said i dont think he'd be all that helpful to them because he is still an asshole. he just wouldnt want to see humanity go splat.

anyways just wanted to share bc he is my favorite ever and this is basically my main anyway so. yeah. it's my blog i can do whatever i want.

behold: the most lore relevant and important npc for my d&d campaign

he is wanted in every country and every timeline. the crime? caring too much.

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band camp with kayne would be a fucking nightmare. that is straight up just the dark world

whoever convinced kayne we needed to also do marching band shows i hope your john NEVER shuts up and i hope you NEVER learnt the difference between left and right. i am so fucking sick of this band. every time i open my instrument case it's just full of blood. this guy doesn't even understand instrument care. i used to be a flute. can't play if the pads are CONSTANTLY SOAKED WITH BLOOD.

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YEAHH WE GOT ANOTHER

said this when the finale first dropped on patreon but anyways limbposters are we going to get a second species— arthur orchestraposters?

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go on...join the orchestra...you know you want to...

said this when the finale first dropped on patreon but anyways limbposters are we going to get a second species— arthur orchestraposters?

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YOU.

maybe the real blackstone was the friends we made along the way

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THE ORCHESTRA'S GROWING OH MY GOD

now if we can just get timpani arthur to own up to being loud like dearest kayne said...

said this when the finale first dropped on patreon but anyways limbposters are we going to get a second species— arthur orchestraposters?

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more importantly when is timpani arthur going to own up to his actions.

said this when the finale first dropped on patreon but anyways limbposters are we going to get a second species— arthur orchestraposters?

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YOU.

said this when the finale first dropped on patreon but anyways limbposters are we going to get a second species— arthur orchestraposters?

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said this when the finale first dropped on patreon but anyways limbposters are we going to get a second species— arthur orchestraposters?

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having to listen to my blorbos get slaughtered and not be able to scream about it on tumblr was such a diabolical battle for me ESPECIALLY after the ending

but yeah the votes for this episode had me stressing so bad lmao thank you harlan

Y’all when i tell you the votes for this episode were crazy. Kayne totally overrode most of our votes. The last vote (give the stone to Lilith or Kayne) got so intense that Harlan had to step in. There were so so many campaigns. My vote was bought by someone in the discord offering a Noel pinup drawing (thank you Graham idk ur @ but i cherish that drawing.) It was wild. Highly recommend joining the patreon if you can.

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the wager was fun for Antoine enjoyers

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malevolent artists i am expecting fanart of the boys looking at the stars together IMMEDIATELY

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Part 52 Live Finger Reaction

except i have patreon so i've listened to most of this already (y'all are NOT ready for the interlude) and also i forgot to start typing until several minutes in lol

SPOILERS FOR PART 52 BELOW

i'm so proud of arthur for catching on so quickly. side note---i love the moments in malevolent when arthur knows more about what's going on than john does despite john having their sight. just a neat flip when you look back on the earlier seasons

"why am i here??" me every day fr john

need me a woman who'll put maggots in me

that's right john open your third eye

thank you harlan for our monthly arthur whimpering podcast

OUGH I FORGOT HOW BEAUTIFUL THIS MOMENT WAS. THEM BOTH SEEING THE STARS. I BETTER SEE SO MUCH FUCKING FANART OF THIS.

okay john maybe making trains is hard...

okay hamilton

which one of you was the damn fool that shot him then mr. "i thought you were my purpose"

arthur in hell for homosexuality (too many hoes in New York)

oh there he goes falling again. all men are the same.

it was difficult to put the nightmare together

BUT IM ONLY HUMAN AFTER ALL!!!

oh arthur...you weren't there for that poll buddy...

i love how gentle john is with arthur sometimes

fr? ong? just like that? we're awake?

arthur...snookums...dont...

it's not a rock. it's a stone!

harlan thank you for your footstep sound effects and also more of arthur laughing

oh lilith...

quick headcanon that arthur can generally feel where john is and every now and then he'll lean against him for a moment of rest. anyway. pick up that toenail or whatever

go on arthur. that's a fragment of a god! you can change her! make her a new person! give her a new name! name it spike or some shit.

maybe it was on purpose?? considering...idk. likely not though unless lilith really is that good at acting

go on arthur collect your freaky fingers.

nuh uh john that was a great idea and an excellent vote

sopping wet cat antoine

damn arthur you really do doomed yaoi with every guy you meet. except the yaoi is minimal and the doom is maximal.

arthur...i love you for caring so much

"was i kind?" HARLAN WHEN I GET YOU.

"a friend's love can carry you through the worst of life's trials and tribulations" I KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, ARTHUR LESTER. side note can we get this man a middle name i want to use his full legal name for science purposes and also to yell at him

JOHN we just had an IMPORTANT and LOVING character death DO NOT EVEN BRING THIS UP.

SEE JOHN. EARNED IT. IF ONLY...well...y'know...it lasted...no rest for the wicked or whatnot.

THIS REVEAL GOT ME SO FUCKING BAD BECAUSE WHAT DO YOU MEAN "maybe the blackstone was the friends we made along the way" WAS RIGHT.

YORICK. OH, YORICK...yorick i'm so fucking sorry

hello arthur, apologies for the deception. kayne here, vsauce stone! idk man

watching the wager (song) get released after the full episode dropped on patreon was so fucking wild

^watching people say "i hope we see kayne again soon!" after knowing the ending of this episode. my pookies...my blorbos...my yoricks...

"oh lose the get up honey" bro fr said "you're not going out in that."

footstep sounds x 2

yorick you never did anything wrong and i forgive you for everything except there isn't even anything to forgive! YORICK MY MOST DEARLY BELOVED

fruit of my loins. buddy you are the fruit

i believe you yorick

LEAVE THAT LITTLE GUY ALONE

YORICK. MY SHAYLA. MY SHAYLA. IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO RECOVER FROM THAT THE FIRST TIME. AND NOW AGAIN...oh my god...

listening to this on 2.5x speed is so funny. specifically because of kayne

me when im in a disguising my desperation competition and my opponent is kayne (im losing so bad)

arthur dont you ever fucking say that shit again.

KAYNE'S LAUGH IN 2.5x.

i was losing it at the description of the blackstone so fucking much

NOEL!!! NOEL! NOEL! NOEL! NOEL! NOEL! NOEL! NOEL! NOEL! NOEL! NOEL! NOEL! NOEL! NOEL MY FUCKING GOAT RAHHHHH

this poll. this fucking poll. had me stressing so fucking hard.

oh the fanfics are going to go SO fucking hard with this new arthur lore.

kayne i love your painfully obvious ploy at emotional manipulation because you have no actual power

i am so happy the poll ended up with lilith. choosing hope and all that yknow, as much as i love kayne

benevolent canon

arthur. arthur no. arthur you know these promises won't be enough. arthur please. ARTHUR.

was? am? john, my most dearly beloved

kayne please don't make life with soaking wet bloody dogs

MY SHAYLA

but kayne what is joy if you know nothing else? ugh

god i remember tweaking out so fucking hard during this ending. my shaylas. my pookies. everything.

"i forgive you" arthur i love you. john i love you. kayne i love you but i will never forgive you. still love your zest for...not really life but yknow.

MY SHAYLA x3

i was so worried john was going to make another deal here and i'm so glad he didn't.

anyways

the interlude is so fun harlan i'm begging you to release it soon (preferably tomorrow) (as a post finals treat) (for me specifically) (please) (please) (i need to yap about it)

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hello malevolent fandom. have a little arthur

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being a malevolent fan (for me and me only) is simultaneously wanting jarthur to be platonic because I think their relationship is really sweet and meaningful but also wanting them to have something a smidgen more romantic because as a gay fragment of an eldritch god I want my rep

more importantly I want them to hold hands

also I think it would be funny if they got married