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Sherlock: don't think you can best me, you will have to be much smarter than that.

John: don't treat me like an idiot, you had better watch your back.

Molly: I'm afraid I have you both beaten, prepare to have your throats slit.

Mycroft: oh look at the little girl being all big and strong. No-one can beat me. I will have you thrown out the country faster than you can say batrachotoxin.

Lestrade: oh my god is MONOPOLY!!!

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When writing always remember… a character flaw is only a flaw until becomes useful. 

Is your protagonist manipulative? Well that’s awful… until they manipulate the antagonist into making a decision that saves the lives of their friends. 

Is your protagonist a skeptic? Well that’s not good… until someone tries to lie to them. 

Is your protagonist overprotective? That sucks… until someone they love is in danger. 

Is your protagonist remorseless? Well that makes them pretty unlikeable… until a hard decision has to be made. 

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Greg: *at a crime scene, takes a drag from a cigarette*

Mycroft: *four days since his last, breaks off his conversation with Sherlock mid-sentence, crosses the crime scene tape, grabs Greg by the lapels, and tries to inhale him and the smoke through an insistent kiss*

Greg, when he’s finally released: Christ, Mycroft, you could have just asked for a smoke.

And that’s how they start dating.

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“Come, Pikachu! The game is afoot!”

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break in the case!~

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Cat purrs loudly whenever she snuggles her kittens. (via kristipaintsorlando)

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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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just a quick reminder

selfishness is putting the wants of yourself over the needs of others. 

self respect is putting the needs of yourself over the wants of others.

one is disregarding others, one is taking care of yourself. 

the difference between the two is the difference between being a friend and a doormat. 

taking care of yourself does not make you a bad person

i repeat:

taking care of yourself does NOT make you a bad person

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This doctor has caught the virus

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their family

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Sherlock: I’m sorry I was a terrible flatmate. 

Sherlock: I’m sorry I never did the laundry.

Sherlock: I’m sorry I waited until you did your laundry and then I secretly filled the basket with my laundry to trick you into doing it.

John: You didn’t trick me, I repeatedly asked you to stop.

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🥰

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Sherlock: What's an orgasm?

Mycroft: WHERE DID YOU HEAR-

Lestrade: It's when you fold paper to look like birds or something.

John: That's oregano, dipshit.

Mycroft: sTOP-

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John: Okay, well, since Mycroft isn’t here himself, we’ll just have to log onto his computer, click “forgot password” and answer his security questions

John: Question one, “what is god?”

John: Oh no

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