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I gave myself 1 hour to try and animate this
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This is what your cat is dreaming about
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good morning i wish daves sword was longer than he is and heavy as fuck to symbolize the weight his class and his duty to be a protector and fighter and his trauma quite literally weigh on him.
dave dragging around a long ass zweihander, and slugging it around clumsily, a stubborn punishment for refusing a sleeker, deadlier sword like bros; as the story progresses and his character develops, and he comes to grips with not only who and what he is, and what his destiny is, and who and what bro was... dave decides to just shatter his sword in half himself to make it more manageable
and thats how blade1/2kind becomes symbolic of how he learned to wield his own trauma in his own way, working with his aspect to manage his class, and how the grief and trauma and complicated feelings towards his bro will never fully go away but now hes stronger, he can (literally) shoulder that burden with ease.
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finally playing miitopia as intended (putting all my fandom blorbos in the game feels wrong, but cringe culture is dead)
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why did my neighbors name their wifi network this
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I’m fucking shaking with laughter.
Allie put the weight of her head on my ankle and the joint slid out with a loud ‘pop’ (I’m fine, it happens) and she startled upright like she thought she’d killed me.
And Holly Mop, still resting with her head on my collarbone, just gave the deepest, most exasperated sigh.
Like “yeah, no, you can’t put weight on her joints. I know it’s okay with some humans but not this human. This human is built differently. Like, incorrectly, I think.”
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I just made up a magic system, and while exploring it I found out that, if a magical animal becomes endangered enough, they'll begin to suffer aggressive magical malfunction and then probably explode.
#fun stuff!#The explanation if you're interested:#Basically you become a magical animal by getting lucky if some of your kind get swallowed up by the magical orb that shows up#sometimes. And then you evolve to be able to use that magic that the orb is now granting your whole species.#And the orb distributes the asigned magic equally across all members of the species.#Meaning that a set amount of magic get distributed across every member of the species.#So if an animal becomes endangered enough it will reach a threshold where the extra magic will not make it stronger but rather be too much#for their bodies to handle. So they begin casting random spells uncontrollably until one dies. and then another one. and then another one#all the while making the amount of creatures that the magic gets distributed to smaller and smaller.#So by the time you get to the last living member_ the concentrated assigned magic for their entire species is being held by this one#guy that now makes up the entire species. Very shortly. I think that's the kind of explosion that could have caused an ice age from how muc#dust it would blow into the atmosphere.#magic#magic system
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how did you light the cigar if you're blind and also an infant
Answer:I come from a family of wealth. It’s basically the first thing we learn…
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ftr I am forever going to be bitter that the post I wanted to be "let's talk about extinct ecosystems and how cool they are!" got derailed into yet another post just talking about a single taxon like the millions of other posts on palaeoblr
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“nice blog”
thank you im really good at clicking reblog
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I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.
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good day all (guyss look at the animatic i just made)
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WAIT I HAVE AN AWESOME HOUSE DESIGN
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