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johnbottoms · 7 hours ago

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they also casted the most sanitized hot ppl on this earth it's actually crazy. seeing chris evans and dakota johnson kiss multiple times was like watching two pieces of paper sitting on top of each other in a copy machine

#pedro pascal i do love him but he was so beyond boring in this movie it was just embarrassing #blabs

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johnbottoms · 7 hours ago

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no movie will ever be challengers ever again unless the girl makes her two boyfriends blow each other for her entertainment. and it has to be blowjobs.

#anyways. literally just floored by how absolutely nothing that movie was #blabs

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johnbottoms · 7 hours ago

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watched materialists.... um girl i do not think i liked literally even one thing abt that movie. usually there's smth y'know there's almost always smth... a single plot element... specific characters.. soundtrack visuals costuming undeniable chemistry. there's always smth... but literally there is nothing for this movie. noooooothing

#oh my god. like possibly the most bland movie ive ever seen in all my life #it was so . lifeless and dull #blabs

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johnbottoms · 10 hours ago

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two sane bitches ❤️

#MY OOKIES.#mota #fave #mikey ur literally always right

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johnbottoms · 12 hours ago

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AVADEB + their honeymoon trip to Singapore

#my oogie boogie bears...................................#hacks #fave #queue

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johnbottoms · 14 hours ago

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johnbottoms · 16 hours ago

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i love having a normal 8hr shift. like YAHOOOOOOOOO off in 4hrs instead of 4million . yay

#2hrs really makes such a difference....#cant have my 4 10s rn cuz we're short staffed.....but its ok.... i am very much mourning that extra day off but. its ok... its ok....its...#blabs

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johnbottoms · 17 hours ago

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behind as fuck at work rn cuz i just haaaad to be NIIICE and KIIIND and offer my help when somebody else was behind.... wretched

#today is going to suck now. at least its not a 10er today....#blabs

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johnbottoms · 17 hours ago

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your post about the cock sizes of these characters portrays a lack of understanding of their role in the narrative.

#literally. not every person is gonna have a monster dong

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johnbottoms · 17 hours ago

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sweetiest wheetiest....

#my angle...#blabs #dogs #animals #daisy

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johnbottoms · 19 hours ago

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#i don't think genuinely i have ever encountered a final fantasy fan like. not in a final fantasy context. i gotta go looking for em yknow

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johnbottoms · 20 hours ago

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Red Dead Redemption fans when the redemption happens but the mistakes still come back to haunt the characters and no one escapes the cycle of violence.

#hurts so good dude ..#rdr #games

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johnbottoms · 21 hours ago

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sorry if u see me adding 1500 movies to my letterboxd watchlist every day. it's just that i haven't seen a lot of movies and im trying to catch up bfr the next one comes out 🙈🙊

#theres so many movies. so many.#blabs

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johnbottoms · 21 hours ago

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