johncenagirldick

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old country italian guy going a real spaghetti... it does not have tomato. or pasta .

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pontius pilates

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watching this boy start typing then stop then start again then stop again…. it’s so cute that he cares what i think <3

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saw a mortal enemy’s gf and she had on the fuckass tiktok star eyeliner i said oh im sure.

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it’s happening again……….

sitting at the bar alone facing the corner texting my mom #struggleposting

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someone was nice to me therefore i must slam my head into the wall full force 87 times in a row

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cant scroll on any social media in public bc it’s just ass. what does this say ab me

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sitting at the bar alone facing the corner texting my mom #struggleposting

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so i started fucking his ex gf LMFAO

new boy said he’d get me my dream hotel room for my bday (nyc waldorf astoria presidential suite, $4k/night :3) like WE FUCKING MADE IT!!!!!!!

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new boy said he’d get me my dream hotel room for my bday (nyc waldorf astoria presidential suite, $4k/night :3) like WE FUCKING MADE IT!!!!!!!

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MAGA (make anus gone, asshole)

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last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

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✭ welcome ✭

mad | 23 | they/them | new england

this is my main, multifandom blog! i mostly post/rb naruto, evangelion, and cyberpunk stuff. i am also @milk-pouches on phanblr! see my carrd for more info about me and for my DNI (pls read before interacting!)

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recent studies suggest if i take the entire bottle of pills in one sitting i will become immortal

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it’s always the bitches with pinterest ass tats talking bout ‘im alt’ ‘im goth’ like babe u got the same 😜 ass kuromi tat as 49383729 other bitches bc u all watched the same tiktok and went ‘omg that’s so meeee’

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when i get my dick im gonna ask the surgeon if they can tie a lil pink bow around the shaft like a necklace <3

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i am so Evil