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15 Constellations Everyone Should Know (and how to find them)

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So this happened last week...

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MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS

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girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

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High School Teacher  read Tweets - Video

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omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

you got poland lookin nice

Namibia workin it

Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

Haiti fuckin rockin it

Great Britain got damn

Switzerland hell yeah

and then

….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

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i love that a little russian boy named dmitri krushnic overcame being the weird, fat kid that people picked on and beat up, overcame the self harm he inflicted on himself, and became such an amazing and life changing guy fighting for the odd ones and abolishing normalcy

like seriously, go you, misha collins

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*leaves the universe*

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The first time Dean died, Sam put an iPod Dock in the impala. He knew his brother wouldn’t approve. But he did it anyways because he remembered Dean saying if Sam screwed with the impala, he’d come back to haunt him.

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a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

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Well then it’s a good thing I hate sports *slams button*

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How dare you Perez Hilton. How dare you. Stop acting so innocent.

Perez Hilton has

insulted kesha’s appearance many times

leaked private photos of kesha, invading her privacy

caused her to break down crying right before she was about to perform live on the xfactor

caused kesha to hallucinate from lack of sleep

ruined her relationship with some she really cared about

made fun of her sales

insulted her live performance, then praised her on his blog

claimed that gossips about other celebrities. wow

bullied her for years and then sucks up to her online, just like he does to many other celebrities

This is just some of the stuff I gathered, not including all the terrible things he has done to other celebrities. I just don’t understand how he still gets away with all of this. These things actually effect people. like ke$ha said in her song Love Into The Light, “all of the shit talk, all of the chatter cuts like a knife and kills like a dagger.”

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Yawning snakes are the best.

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one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared