johnlockwatsonholmes

[johnlockwatsonholmes]

It's so insane to me that so many straight male Sherlock Holmes fans see him as this super badass Masculine Hero who's so cool and Manly and immune to Silly Little Feminine Emotions when in reality he is, and I say this with all the love in my dykey little heart, A Faggot.

Straight men are really out here fantasizing about the Heroic Super-Masculine Toughguy Adventures of a guy who plays violin, builds pillow forts, loves puppies, has a scrapbook, keeps bees, and whose two main hobbies are solving puzzles and taking his boyfriend out on dates. Like I think they've literally just made up a completely separate character in their heads.

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having a blorbo with a common name is so fun bc you’ll see people tagging posts “john” or whatever and you’re like well my john wouldn’t do that but it’s so special that yours would

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their asses are NOT making their valentine's day dinner reservation

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based moffat

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tumblr is the only website where users can inflict psychological torture on each other, my mutual just reblogged like 50 posts of sherlock gifs in a row. and im powerless to stop him. what can i possibly do, unfollow him? don't be ridiculous

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okay here’s the deal I made another uquiz:

what johnlock moment that haunts my life are you?

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That one scene from A Study in Pink when the restaurant owner thinks John and Sherlock are gay and brings them a candle and then john asks if sherlock has ever dated and sherlock assumes he’s coming on to him you will always be famous

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johnlock

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This is the greatest Johnlock fanvid I’ve ever seen

I need more people to see it @holmesianscholar @antisocial-otaku @kimbiablue @inevitably-johnlocked I don’t even know who to tag, just spread this shit like wildfire

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ADORABLE!!

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got called into the living room because "they're talking about something you'll like on tv" and it was a documentary about arsenic poisoning

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the best kind of fics were the post-s3 ones where incidentally john isn’t the father of the baby and he’s sad but not sad enough to take up more than a chapter or whatever

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Hello, Sherlock Holmes adaptation writer. I have trapped you in this room. It is fully furnished and comfortable. On the table, you will notice a copy of A Scandal in Bohemia by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, of which redistribution is perfectly legal, as the work is in the public domain. You will notice it is rather thin. You have 24 hours to read the approximately 8,550 words in this story. To exit this room, all you must do is summarize the plot of the story without referring to Irene Adler as a seductress or implying she is attracted to Sherlock Holmes. Good luck.

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the indescribable feeling that went through my body when I was this omg

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can't believe the end of episode 3 is just like in sherlock when- *sniper takes me out*