#will never not be funny

[inthefaceofadaffodil]

One thing I will always be grateful to the Jurassic World side of the franchise for is it’s continued commitment to letting Rexy use dinosaurs larger than she is as punching bags, no matter how inaccurate her winning that fight would be. Truly the immortal queen bitch of the franchise

[airenyah]

happy to announce that ohm pawat made it through yet another show without being grazed by a bullet despite the fact that he had a gun shoved into his face on multiple occasions

and with that the gay romcom continues to be the only series in which ohm pawat ever ends up with a gunshot wound

[taylorrepdetective]

how many holes can the toe timeline get?? imagine your gf writing you are losing me and then you help her write sweet nothings 🥴

November2021: Taylor and Joe have a romantic time together with Jack and Margaret in Panama.

Early December: Taylor hating on Joe because he won’t marry her.

Mid December: Joe comes back from Panama and thinks everything’s great! They write sweet nothing together.

End of December they fly off to a romantic getaway in Tahiti

January: they head straight to Cornwall, a special place to joe and his family, where he proposes. Taylor’s says whoopsie I guess you do want to marry me!🥰

All the rest of 2022: happiness! Except Taylor is secretly recording joe diss tracks like Bejeweled and planning to make videos for her new album that call him a loser, all while kissing him in the Caribbean. Lena Dunham calls him a Titan of Industry. Everyone cheers.

Sept: I wanted to stay in the lavender haze and protect my relationship 6 years 😻

2023: all chaos

[padfootastic]

there’s a term (word?) in hindi that goes—satyavachan. it’s basically like ‘truer words have never been spoken’. i would like to use it for ur ask lmao.

(i also think james would spit on him or perhaps lightly kick him, for being a source of distress for sirius)

[kristsune]

The amount of times this was said in a single episode never fails to be hilarious, so I decided to make a post of them all.

[zakomoya]

rinne climax bingo 👍👍

[sugarsquirrelcookie]

I’ve had this idea rolling around in my head (and I may write it out) but:

During a visit to the Creme Republic, you somehow found yourself at House Custard. Standing there at the top of the entrance stairs was none other then the youngest member of of consul, Clotted Cream Cookie.

He smiles, that charm ever so present as he introduces himself. However, something unexpected happens…

He trips.

In probably the most undignified, yet funny thing you’ve seen, a highly political figurehead has fallen down the steps…then proceeds to get up like nothing happened.

You don’t know how to feel.

[lu-hyrule-memes]

[polarsirens]

We can always count the amount of head in hands from Gerard and Pib to distract us. It was truly an impressive amount this episode

truly. and i thought it was already plenty when it came to ylfa exchanging sniffs with la bete. oh how i was wrong.

[canyoureallycallthisablog]

Yo, I was wondering if you could do a fusion between these two characters. If not, could you just draw me Shadow the Hedgehog with a gun?

I genuinely have no idea who neither of these characters are, and I feel like I'd make a disservice of them if I tried to do a combination without the added context, so you get a Shadow with a gun and hopefully that suffices!

[stargirlrchive]

more abi x ani core @verymuch777

[seasurfacefullofclouds1]

and I smile

Here’s the article:

Javier Herrero. Madrid, Oct 21 (EFE).- Although Louis Tomlinson claims to be "very proud" of his past, it is not easy to talk to him about One Direction, since his team prohibits him as he passes through Madrid, perhaps to give more space to a second solo album that says a lot from the name, "Faith in the future".

"Before I had any of the songs, I had already chosen that title. I wanted it to be like a statement, to show my ambition, but also that I am a very optimistic person," this British artist tells EFE, who in recent years suffered very hard episodes such as the premature deaths of his mother and one of his sisters.

It is another issue that is not allowed to be asked in the interviews, although he dedicated the song "Two Of Us" to his mother on his previous album, "Walls", a work that should show his options beyond the "boyband" that elevated him worldwide and that was dissolved in 2015. That album, by the way, waited a long time and arrived just before the pandemic stoppage, in January 2020.

Even so, having gone from a work entitled "Walls" to another whose literal translation would be "Faith in the Future" reflects an entire evolution. "It is a representation of my journey both personally and musically, because there have been times in my career when I felt that I was swimming against the tide, but with this I express my confidence that everything will get better," Proclaims Tomlinson (Doncaster, 1991).

It will be on November 11 when this work will be published, of which, for the time being, two very different singles were advanced, "Bigger Than Me", with a grandiloquent and cathartic chorus, and a more rocky song such as "Out of My System", which - he says - reflects better what the pattern will be for the rest of the songs

"I think I have deliberately tried to have broader eyes than on the first album," he says regarding that debut, in which he put the accent on the guitars, convinced in any case that "when people listen to this other full album, you will see the invisible loop that unites everything, even experimenting with different sounds."

He adds that, despite the stylistic variety, he believes he has found himself in the musical genre. "Normally an artist goes through that process of searching for ways internally, but for me it has been all public since coming from One Direction," he says when he recalls his beginnings alone with the electronic artist Steve Aoki.

"Now I want to challenge myself. I could choose an easier, more commercial way, but I try not to repeat my experience with One Direction. It's more about doing what I want, because I'm the one who's going to have to defend those songs alone on a stage," he argues.

Next year he will make a great tour throughout Europe, which includes three concerts in Spain, in the cities of Bilbao (October 1), Madrid (October 5) and Barcelona (October 6).

Regarding his next tour, he confirms that his intention is to demonstrate the evolution with respect to the first tour. "Then I had to adapt the songs of 'Walls' to the live, but this album was already composed with my mind set on this tour," he says about a repertoire that will dominate his next work.

For those interested, and although it seems that he does not want to talk about One Direction because of the guidelines of his team, he also promises that songs of his ex-band will continue to be played.

"I will do it, because there will be followers who go to the concert who have followed me since then. Although the music I make now is different, I am very proud of where I come from, especially from the last stage, with songs like 'Night Changes', which reflect well the evolution of later with Walls and with this album," he says.

[skelkankaos]

I hope the big macho dude who slammed his empty cup on the counter and stormed off when we told him we don't do refills heard us all laughing at him

[rintosei]

[recklesslycaffeinated]

[caliquill]

i should have never been given html bc this was the first thing i made with it