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"I'm not in love with you."

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I'll still feel the pull of you.

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Shadowhunters + group shots.

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me in 1834: hey so i’m not happy with how president jackson is running our country, what political party should i join

kentucky senator henry clay: *hands me his business card*

me: *reads it*

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Tahani being a #MOOD

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Rachel’s Top 10 → Female TV Characters 7. Eleanor Shellstrop (The Good Place) “I’m not the freakin’ savior of the universe. I’m just a girl from Arizona.”

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HAPPY 25TH ANNIVERSARY FRIENDS (Aired 22nd September 1994)

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Why me? Because you saw me when I was invisible. The Princess Diaries (2001) dir. Gary Marshall

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Wonder Woman (2017) dir. Patty Jenkins

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You got some moves. Yeah? How about I take you home and show you some of those moves? Up close and personal.

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How would you describe the Mother of all Demons?

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me taking an order: do you need any sauce with your chicken/fries?

customer: no i’m good

me: *delivers food to their table and starts to head back to do other jobs*

customer: can i get some honey mustard and bbq sauce for my chicken?

me: 

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so i was thinking, what if in Mile’s universe, MJ was actually just Zendaya 

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which phoebe are you today?

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no cops at pride just tessa thompson and her massive guns

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Captain America is a war criminal, Winter soldier is an assassin and Hawkeye murdered people in endgame.

Men™️ on Twitter: How can Captain Marvel, a woman, twist a man’s hand who verbally abused her. She should be put in jail.