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johnny-wins
Johnny's Disc-Horse
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johnny-wins · 7 days ago
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Reading the Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy's entry on love to get ideas for my wedding vows.
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johnny-wins · 13 days ago
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Shout out to Peter V. on storyteller's vault for making the disciplines remastered that contains disciplines old and new made for v5. Its been a godsend and i especially love the one they made on blood sorcery. Making the paths from 20th anniversary edition into 5th edition and revamping some stuff has been great for my player's former aspiring magi to tremere character.
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johnny-wins · 13 days ago
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lady killer
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johnny-wins · 16 days ago
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decided to do this kind of character sheets with all my other vtm ocs.
my beautiful heather (definitely not engaging with occult powers that are beyond her comprehension)
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johnny-wins · 17 days ago
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FTM PASSING ADVICE
- start wearing typically masculine clothing, like suits with wide shoulders
- people will tell you to not wear pinstripes because it'll make your chest and curves more obvious but think of it as a disguise to throw off their scent, like a zebra. it's urban camouflage
- start callin other men "boss" as a sign of respect
- always make sure to stay safe, keep a switchblade on you or a handgun or something
- consider your diet, work some carbs and fat in there for when T starts workin it's magic. im talkin pasta, pizza, lasagna
- tuck your hair up into a fedora if ya can't cut it
- remember to voice train, if you layer on an accent maybe it'll be less obvious, like a Brooklyn one if you're not already from there
- start snappin your rhythmically and intimidatingly when you find the poor bastard that owes the big man up top that several hundred grand who hasn't paid his dues yet. that'll show em who's the dominant man in the situation
- put a playlist of noir jazz music together and have it playing on your phone in your pocket so it follows you at all times, this is crucial to exuding masculine energy
- don't bind for more than 6-7 hours straight
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johnny-wins · 17 days ago
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Did you know? Use the "computer" to chat with "transgender women".
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johnny-wins · 17 days ago
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Did you know? Use the "computer" to chat with "transgender women".
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johnny-wins · 20 days ago
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im CERTAIN this has to be a typo and its supposed to say "JRPGS" but i am going to become addicted to saying "i saw this in a jpeg once" now
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johnny-wins · 20 days ago
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*talking loudly on the phone next to you on the bus* what do you MEAN my homunculus is transitioning
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johnny-wins · 21 days ago
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ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.
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johnny-wins · 23 days ago
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1000 likes!
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johnny-wins · 23 days ago
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I love the Ally response vs the Trans Woman response
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johnny-wins · 23 days ago
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I think misa death note is unmedicated
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johnny-wins · 23 days ago
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Have you played Roll for Shoes ?
By Ben Wray
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RPG Micro System where characters start with one skill - Do Anything - And gain more specialist skills based on how the game progresses. Named after an incident in the session report in which it was first published where a character - Who had already been established as the son of a shoemaker - rolled to see if he had shoes on.
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johnny-wins · 23 days ago
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not beating the puppy allegations
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johnny-wins · 23 days ago
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extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.
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johnny-wins · 23 days ago
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Does Markus play Red-Blue or does he have decency and p,and, soemthing else
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