johnnycrass

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my event is in the most popular most circulated local newspaper ‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️

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I actually did properly bring the direwolf back but I haven't said anything about it or presented evidence because i'm shy

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the 3 last podcast on the left episodes that dont exist but im ghostwriting them are the 3 part Osama Bin Laden series (from childhood to infamy to what was on that hard drive to the position of terrorism within true crime), the Bloody Benders - a family of killers on the american frontier (only 2 parts, they were german immigrants, lots of opportunities for that ridiculous accent, we love a history episode and would have to have the context of how violent this time and place was explained), and the life and crimes of a Man Called M: Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio (3 part series that has to begin with the context of the violent and dangerous time and place caravaggio came up in before even beginning to talk about his crimes. he's a character off the beaten path bc he is not FAMOUS for his crimes specifically while osama and the benders are. he just happens to be a world renound artist who definitely murdered some people and got in duels and gambled and was probably bisexual and)

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dude what a guy from a certain time. if you lived close to socal and were going to all of the burgeramas and beach goths you deserve compensation

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One thing I was not expecting to learn from this book, something I just didn't think about in previous research about Israel Keyes, is that he was in a lot of credit card debt. Like all of his cards were completely maxed out. It never crossed my mind that first of all his lifestyle was expensive compared to the money he made, and I just didn't think about that being an issue on top of all the other stuff. Like imagine you're already a complete psychopath that has no soul, you're at the edge of the abyss, you're living breathing evil and you're aware of it, but also? you have too many damn bills and you can't afford shit and everything costs too much. like oh okay we all deal with this truly mundane ever present issue. you can have MUCH BIGGER PROBLEMS and Chase bank will still be coming for you

tjis was crazy i almost BOUGHT a copy at the bookstore

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i am now 7th in line for the 34 hour long audiobook about the five mafia families of NYC at my local library 😈💪‼️

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my swag centric lifestyle prevents me from engaging with your gay and lame stuff

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this blanket is for a queen size bed...... i have a full.....

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Oh I also got killers of the flower moon from the library. It's part of my mission to read more books that are no fun and don't have happy endings and there are no solutions or answers and only bad stuff happens

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please come to my hatfields and mccoys themed summer barbecue

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i KNOW i didn’t put judith and holofernes or cain and abel or eve and the apple. that’s because putting those on feminist/weirdgirl tumblr is cheating.. you have to choose from these ones that i remeber from vacation bible school

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one good thing about limoncello la croix is when it hits you feel no pain

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we're like 2 years away from RFK reclassifying homosexuality as a mental disorder (but its a treatable one and we'll find the cure, it just will happen to be something like conversion therapy) + same sex marriage being overturned, and currently in my city the lesbian community is having "who can say it" discourse over the word (and known slur with the unsavory origins that slurs tend to have) "dyke", and whether or not the dyke march should go on, or if it does what should it be called instead. people have been cancelled, people with 1,000 followers are releasing statements, and lines are being drawn ?

i love that this is our priority thats so awesome. indeed and Meta aren't asking themselves if its ethically sound for them to be present at the fucking pride parade we need to GET it together

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tjis was crazy i almost BOUGHT a copy at the bookstore

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smoking on that shit that made the hill silent