johnnymassacre

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Fine keep your mutt, but don’t come crying to me if you get bit 🐺

I finally got my hands on separate ways and this came to my mind~ Also NSFW version on patreon for the ones who want see a bit more 🤭

PLEASE DO NOT REPOST WITHOUT CREDIT (o´▽`o)ﾉ

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the fragrance I believe Johnny would smell like, for funsies

Do you use cologne? If so, what kind?

"Cologne is expensive, so I usually just use deodorant, old spice specifically. I did manage to steal a bottle of Cologne that one time, lasted me a while... English Leather I think it was called"

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Do you use cologne? If so, what kind?

"Cologne is expensive, so I usually just use deodorant, old spice specifically. I did manage to steal a bottle of Cologne that one time, lasted me a while... English Leather I think it was called"

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🔪 ringadingding my boy... a ringadingding. Consider your bells. Jingled.

Johnny huffs under his breath and rubs his temples "Jesus fucking christ, you're lucky my knife isn't hilt deep in your gut right now"

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I don't feel very well, Johnny.

Johnny raises an eyebrow in mock concern "what you sick or something? what am I supposed to do about it?"

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"Uh ma'am, you REALLY should watch where you're placing those wires..they really hurt when they dig into your skin like this.."

Nancy raises an eyebrow and scoffs at the boy's naivety. "Well ain't you just the cleverest, you're right I apologise! so polite too" What an actual idiot, it would be easier to round up these kids than she initially thought.

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Connie tucks her hair behind her ear, looking a little sheepishly up at him as her cheeks redden as she holds out a small box. " I said don't tease me too much, not that you couldn't tease me at all. I'm not sure if you'll like it, but I made it myself. " Nestled inside the box is a simple silver chain necklace with a 'J' on it; it wasn't over the top or extravagant, but it did look nice. Hopefully he doesn't hate it.

Johnny looks pleasantly surprised, picking it up to look at her craftsmanship further, "Shit Connie did you make this yourself? I'm impressed" he has to admit Connie definitely was crafty, she had talent, he wasn't going to tease her for how red she was despite how much he wanted to, he'd rather be respectful of the nice gesture and gift. Johnny bent down a little bit and held the jewellery back out to Connie "hey do you mind putting it on me? I'm not too good with small clasps"

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💙🔪

Can I give Leland and Johnny both a hug?

Leland pulls you into a slightly awkward yet warm and friendly bear hug, he pats you on the back before he pulls away, grinning

Johnny raises an eyebrow inquisitively but gives you a short side hug, not lingering or pulling you in at all

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🔪 *jingles his bells*

"The hell do you think you're doing" Johnny's upper lip curls into a disgusted scowl

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"Alright, cmon old man." He grabs his hand, leading him out.

Drayton's palms are very obviously sweaty but he ignores that and lets you lead him outside

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🔪 What do you think about Leland?

"He's good fun to mess with... fucking love when my food fights back, not to mention he's easy on the eyes." Johnny grins to himself

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🔪 DEAR GOD it’s been forever! How are you love? Handsome ass boy cutie, 💍 please?

"Is that a ring? Jesus, first that expensive knife, which thanks for that by the way... actually helped me out just the other day. some squirmy little asshole kicked my skinning knife outta my hand so I used it to slit his throat. how've you been? been lookin' after yourself?"

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While she is primarily into girls, Johnny ticks off all the other boxes in what Connie finds to be attractive. Her gaze might settle on his for a moment when he eyes her but she's quick to look away, noting he'd put his knife away for now. " Try not to tease me too much for this... I was going to drop this off for you, but I guess I can just give it to you in person now. "

Johnny looks her up and down, not being subtle at all. he notices she's holding something "Now what is that? ya got me somethin'? and you know it ain't fair asking me not to tease you..."

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Hey Hands you there? Where’ve you been man! We missed you!

Hands grumbles to himself and pats you all on the back. he pulls out a nice bottle of whiskey, presumably a prize from one of his races and hands it to you as a gift.

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May I be allowed to kiss the Sawyer boys?

Just a meer smooch.

Bubba shrugs and leans down so you can kiss his cheek

As you try kiss Drayton he smacks the back of your head "Shit kid the hell do you think you're doing?"

Nubbins giggles to himself. the kiss is awkward and you could even say bad. but hey you kissed him!

Choptop grabs you by the back of the head and shoves his tongue in your mouth almost instantly. he's never been one for subtleties

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Hey could you let me out of your shack Johnny it smells like my weird uncle!

"Your... your what?" Johnny scrunched his face up at the implication. "Y'know being up in my shack rather than the cold room is a privilege but if you're gonna be ungrateful then fine." Johnny grabs you by your bound wrists and walks you towards the basement entrance