johnnytortuga
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johnnytortuga 6 months ago
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bioloshe/her
Jesus, anons are just out there, aren't they?
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johnnytortuga 6 months ago
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oops forgot to sign that ask. biology is a trans girl now and shes t4t exclusive so id recommend either taking e or not namedropping her so much -forcefem anon
What kind of absolute whack-job are you, anyway?
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johnnytortuga 6 months ago
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You have too much time on your hands, do you have actual hobbies other than being an online bigot?
Your boyfriend was the one who started harassing me... or, was the thread so long that you just read the last couple of posts?
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johnnytortuga 6 months ago
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No. Your misuse of punctuation, while extremely unflattering to you and whatever failed public school system you belong to, just shows you're not to be taken all that seriously.
Toodles....
I saw you're getting a lot of hate, that's really tough bestie <3
I think you don't get enough, please consider killing yourself 馃挀
You should pay more attention in English class, Bestie. Your punctuation is just shit. Please, consider that you just might not be as funny, or as smart, as your mom says you are.
Respect though, for not being some anon pussy.
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johnnytortuga 6 months ago
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What, like a Jedi??? They're just about as real as your mangina.
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johnnytortuga 6 months ago
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You mean birth defects? That's what you're talking about, right? Like, say, your substandard intellect?
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johnnytortuga 6 months ago
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Start with the library.
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johnnytortuga 6 months ago
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I saw you're getting a lot of hate, that's really tough bestie <3
I think you don't get enough, please consider killing yourself 馃挀
You should pay more attention in English class, Bestie. Your punctuation is just shit. Please, consider that you just might not be as funny, or as smart, as your mom says you are.
Respect though, for not being some anon pussy.
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johnnytortuga 6 months ago
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Yeah, the "science"... tell yourself whatever you need to, bro.
the fact that you keep fucking trying makes me laugh so hard. I'm not even having to try anymore you're legitimately so fuckin deep in your own shit that you're owning YOURSELF now. so go back to crying about how no, multiple scientists are not correct and you are definitely right about my gender, something that I and I alone have the power to decide over.
You can slap lipstick on a pig and call it a girl. It's not, though. Neither are you.
And, if you're mopping the floor with me, as you seem to suggest, why, in God's name, do you keep coming back?
Take two Copium and try again when you're up to it, ok?
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johnnytortuga 6 months ago
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Oh, no... not that! Does this mean you're going to go pretend to be a girl somewhere else??? I should be so lucky.... 馃檮
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johnnytortuga 6 months ago
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Except, you're wrong. And, wow, you sure let those people who "don't decide shit" get under your skin, don't you?
the fact that you keep fucking trying makes me laugh so hard. I'm not even having to try anymore you're legitimately so fuckin deep in your own shit that you're owning YOURSELF now. so go back to crying about how no, multiple scientists are not correct and you are definitely right about my gender, something that I and I alone have the power to decide over.
You can slap lipstick on a pig and call it a girl. It's not, though. Neither are you.
And, if you're mopping the floor with me, as you seem to suggest, why, in God's name, do you keep coming back?
Take two Copium and try again when you're up to it, ok?
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johnnytortuga 6 months ago
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I know how pigs reproduce, Cupcake. Do you know that your "girl parts" actually aren't? They might have taught you that in 4H.
the fact that you keep fucking trying makes me laugh so hard. I'm not even having to try anymore you're legitimately so fuckin deep in your own shit that you're owning YOURSELF now. so go back to crying about how no, multiple scientists are not correct and you are definitely right about my gender, something that I and I alone have the power to decide over.
You can slap lipstick on a pig and call it a girl. It's not, though. Neither are you.
And, if you're mopping the floor with me, as you seem to suggest, why, in God's name, do you keep coming back?
Take two Copium and try again when you're up to it, ok?
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johnnytortuga 6 months ago
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But, here I am, saying shit.
I'm loving all the "Akshually" coming from you. It's definitely a vibe. More an acne-pocked incel vibe than one a real girl would put off, but it suits you.
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johnnytortuga 6 months ago
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If you say so.
Still doesn't make you a girl, though.
the fact that you keep fucking trying makes me laugh so hard. I'm not even having to try anymore you're legitimately so fuckin deep in your own shit that you're owning YOURSELF now. so go back to crying about how no, multiple scientists are not correct and you are definitely right about my gender, something that I and I alone have the power to decide over.
You can slap lipstick on a pig and call it a girl. It's not, though. Neither are you.
And, if you're mopping the floor with me, as you seem to suggest, why, in God's name, do you keep coming back?
Take two Copium and try again when you're up to it, ok?
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johnnytortuga 6 months ago
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You are all the evidence I need, aren't you?
Have you cut your dick off yet? 'Cuz having one of those is irrefutable proof that you're not a girl... even if they turned it inside out and sewed into the hole they drilled in you.
You taking hormones? What happens if you stop? All the "boy" comes right back to the surface, doesn't it?
Your "culture" is just a bunch of sad-asses who can't stand who they really are. I feel bad for you.
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johnnytortuga 6 months ago
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Well then, you should try harder. You're not really pulling your weight here, Madam Butterfly.
the fact that you keep fucking trying makes me laugh so hard. I'm not even having to try anymore you're legitimately so fuckin deep in your own shit that you're owning YOURSELF now. so go back to crying about how no, multiple scientists are not correct and you are definitely right about my gender, something that I and I alone have the power to decide over.
You can slap lipstick on a pig and call it a girl. It's not, though. Neither are you.
And, if you're mopping the floor with me, as you seem to suggest, why, in God's name, do you keep coming back?
Take two Copium and try again when you're up to it, ok?
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johnnytortuga 6 months ago
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I used to think being a petulant hateful brat online was fun. Then i stopped being a mentally ill child. When will your turn come?
Sure, that's why you're anonymously being a hateful brat online.... you're so over it, aren't you?
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