johntherobotwanderer

[johntherobotwanderer]

LMFSOODGSHFHDHXGXFGGD

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merlin has more strength than me bc if I heard uther pendragon bitch and moan about how magic only brings harm after I just saved his sons life for the ten billionth time that year with my magic and almost died yet again, I fear id accidentally turn him into a log

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The expressions you give murderbot are top-tier, its face is doing things all the time and I love it

MB: That's it, I'm writing a code to freeze any facial expressions before they happen.

(@i-can-kazoo 1 million years later ... Sorry it took so long to answer your ask, I had to re-learn to draw almost entirely lmao but I was glad to get an excuse to draw my favorite construct again.)

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sometimes a family is an ex-planetary leader, her polycule and their kids, several scientists and doctors of varying specializations and romantic arrangements, a guerilla corporate espionage team and THEIR kids, Mass Effect EDI if she were constantly one or two busted links on the morality chain away from becoming a supervillain, and a pissed-off blender with anxiety

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okay Rook goes crazy for a non-binary name though

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Hear me out

A human!ART is like Ms Frizzle if Ms Frizzle embraced more punk rock.

Notes: It is a school bus driver but moonlights as a part time evening college professor and does summer camps during the off season. It is also pursuing multiple PhDs via online courses (and is reaping that sweet sweet discount on tuition). It is probably both the safest ride you will ever take and the most terrifying. It has never been in any kind of car accident but has many parking tickets. It's busy all the damn time but somehow always makes time for its family (it's adopted). It will engage in corporate espionage at will but has never been caught.

It is short as hell and pissed off about it. It has albinism. It will continue to get more tattoos. It cannot be stopped.

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In love with graphic audio Three actually. Like obv I knew that there was Three pov but the va for Three's performance makes it feel so distinct from mb or 2.0 and i am. Very endeared. Also I knew this already but it really drives home Martha Wells pulling a "every time Murderbot has claimed it is a certain way because its a secunit was potentially bullshit, because heres a secunit who's just Normal." Masterclass in paying off unreliable narration without saying it overtly. Also very funny.

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i’m obsessed with how every single person can be stupid in their own special way and infinitely smart in another. simultaneously

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rollin through the station weapons scanners like

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Part of the reason I relate to Murderbot so intensely is that I, too, understand humans through the lens of trash tv.

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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i let the furby skins soak in fabric softener after i washed them and my sis found them and sent me:

and i have never laughed so hard x’D

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“Medieval peasants couldn’t handle my Spotify playlist” but could YOU handle a medieval bard relaying the epic of Beowulf over the course of an hour? Humble yourself.

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Murderbot 1.07 · Complementary Species

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Every time I reread Network Effect I have to cackle for a good 5 minutes cause ART literally pulled a "I am SHER-Locked" with Murderbot's name and I CANT