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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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real dialogue from the game

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What if Queen had a dog based on ChatGPT that whenever it was asked to do stuff like "roll around" it replies with a robotic sentence where it says it can't perform physical acts and that was the entire joke

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In those heavy days in June,

When love became an act of defiance.

(A landscape piece combining the colours of my pride flags.)

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I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.

I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.

On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."

Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.

And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."

I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)

this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad

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The Vampire’s Kiss

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+ little bit of process ✨

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Sally Fisher play the guitar 🎸🎶

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Art to celebrate the beginning of filming s3 of IWTV!!

Gosh ppl if u just knew how long it took me (l forgot abt it ^^)

Also it's was so hard to figure out the logistics of clipping it all together cuz l gave myself too much time

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don’t be afraid to have a parasocial relationship with me. i’m in love with You. yes You.

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this duck LOVES pink drink

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i genuinely love him so much. this is my desktop wallpaper

i just put this as my laptops background image and i havent felt euphoria like this in a long time bc every time i click out of my tabs and see it i go :0 nyan cat! and smile :] everyone should put old wallpapers like this as their bg and improve their mood by 500%

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𖦹 saint whimsybeast 𖦹 an artwork about chronic pain. saint sebastian is a patron saint of disabled people, so i thought appropriate to use his imagery here

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danlou went out for dinner together

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You ever watch your business partner test out his orphan bombs and realize you're in love?

Anyway Durgetash beloved I missed you

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Do you think gollum called them faggotses or was he an ally?

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my coven is Claudia. they kill me.