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KEANU REEVES as john constantine CONSTANTINE francise lawrence, 2005
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"This is Constantine. John Constantine. Asshole."
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Ppl who put their jw x readers in the main john wick tag actually piss me off… 🙄
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Heatwave
Smutty John Wick x Reader
Summary: A heatwave hits and your AC breaks but damn does your boyfriend look good sweaty and half naked.
Word count: 2.2k
Warnings: smut 18+ only and not really a trigger warning but like please be super super fucking careful if you ever choose to have shower sex.
A/N: it’s hot as fuck I’m dying 😩
The heat was too much. You laid on the couch in just a sports bra and boxers, literally feeling yourself sticking to the fabric of the sofa. Music played through a speaker throughout the living room as you felt like you were melting. The AC unit in your home had broken and although you had the money to get it fixed it seemed as though everyone in the city’s AC broke as well.
When you called the repair people they said the earliest they could get to you would be in a couple of days. You hung up the phone feeling defeated. Then you and your boyfriend John went to multiple department stores looking for a fan. You figured that nobody was prepared for this heat wave as every store was sold out. With a defeated feeling you both made your way home.
Now you were laying on the couch dying, while John attempted to call some people. You wondered if you had enough ice in the fridge to make an ice bath in your bathroom when he walked in. Looking up from your spot you saw your boyfriend in just a pair of boxers walking into the living room to join you. He sighed while sitting down on the opposite side from you.
“I have a friend. He’s willing to do me a favor but it won’t be till tomorrow.” John spoke up, rubbing your ankle.
You groaned out but sat up. Taking a closer look at him, he had a slight sheen to him from sweat. He actually looked… really good but you weren’t sure you could actually have sex with him while your internal temperature already felt like one hundred degrees. Still your stare was enough to catch his attention.
John smirked and flexed his arms, knowing how much you liked it.
“Oh fuck you.” You almost whined out. “It’s too hot. I’m sorry I find you attractive.”
Your eyes rolled as he let out a beautiful laugh. Something about this heat though was driving you crazy. Like John looked irresistible to you. Suddenly you got an idea. You got onto your hands and knees and crawled along the couch towards him, like a predator getting ready to pounce on its prey. He didn’t break eye contact as he watched you.
When you got close to John you tilted your head and leaned forward, licking a bead of sweat that was collecting on his neck all the way up to his ear and then his cheek. He shuddered but stayed still. You placed a large smooch on his bearded cheek and nuzzled, feeling the hair beneath your lips. Sighing out you brought your lips to his ear.
“Why don’t you fuck me in the shower, Mr. Wick?” You practically purred out while bringing a hand down to palm his growing erection through the fabric of his boxers. “You always make my pussy feel so good.”
John practically growled and grabbed your wrist. You stopped yourself from laughing. It didn’t take much to get him going, you could’ve simply asked to have sex and he’d be on board, but you loved talking dirty to him and seeing how it drove him crazy.
“Watch what you say sweetheart.” He warned.
“Or what?” You played along.
John’s hand tightened around your wrist and he brought it up to his mouth. He kissed your palm before bringing your pointer finger to his mouth, biting it lightly. You squeezed your thighs together and let out an almost inaudible moan. Without thinking you pushed your finger deeper into his mouth causing him to gag slightly. He glared at you and removed your finger. Then he pulled you on top of him so he was looking up at you.
“John, it's way too hot!” You whined, feeling your hot skin stick to his.
“Payback for being cheeky.” He smiled.
You tried to push yourself off of him but melted into his touch as he began to burrow his face between your breasts, kissing the sweaty skin.
“You want me to make you feel good? I’ll make you feel good.” He murmured.
You fell back onto the couch as John stood up. He turned and offered his hand so you could stand up as well. You could feel the giddy feeling bouncing around your whole body, knowing what was coming. The two of you made your way into the bathroom where you turned the cold water on.
You turned to John and wrapped your arms around his broad shoulders, your sweaty skin still sticking together. Pulling him down you kissed him. His hands immediately went to your hips as your lips connected. You groaned at his taste and brought one of your hands to caress his face, loving the feeling of his beard beneath your palm.
Pulling back you smiled at him, giving him one more quick peck before taking your undergarments off and stepping into the shower. You couldn’t help but yelp and arch away from the water. It may have been hot out but the complete change in temperature shocked your body. John chuckled, took his boxers off and got in as well.
It took a couple tries but you eventually just went for it and stood directly under the stream of water, letting the cold water cool down your body. After a few minutes you let John cool down as well before standing closer to him. You looked him up and down and gave a whistle to show you liked what you saw. He couldn’t help it and rolled his eyes but still blushed a bit.
You brought your hands up and let your fingers travel all the way down John’s chest, caressing his stomach before grabbing his cock in your hand and jerking him off. He let out a grunt and grabbed the back of your head bringing you in for another kiss. This time it was very heated. Despite the cold water on your back you felt yourself begin to warm up. His tongue swiped at your bottom lip and you invited him in.
Your tongues rolled around one another as they explored. You moaned as you felt John’s own hand reach down and begin rubbing your clit. Both of you couldn’t keep your hands or lips off each other. He shifted the two of you without breaking the kiss so your back was against the shower wall. Your hand automatically went to grab the support bar the two of you had installed to hold yourself up as he grabbed one of your legs and lifted it up, hooking it around his hip.
At this angle it was more difficult to rub John’s cock but you continued anyway. He trailed his fingers from your clit to your opening and slipped a finger into your pussy. You threw your head back, breaking the kiss and cried out. He fingered you a couple times before bringing his fingers back to your clit, rubbing and repeating the process until he was able to easily fit two digits in.
John placed his forehead against yours and you both stared into each other’s eyes while touching one another. He towered over you making it so he was looking down at you while you looked up. You moaned his name as the familiar feeling of an orgasm started to grow within you. This continued on for a few moments before the thigh of the leg you were still standing on began to shake.
Grunts and groans were still leaving John’s lips as he finally removed his fingers from you and brought his arm to grab your ass and then lift you so both of your legs were wrapped around him and he was holding you. Never would you let anyone else do this. The act was so dangerous and usually not even worth the pain it could end in but you trusted him to not slip and drop you.
You bit your lip and brought your hand down to grab John’s cock and direct it inside of you. The second you got the angle right he thrusted forward, pushing deep into you. Your head went back and hit the wall a little harder than you meant to again and his head went right to your shoulder as he began a pace that had you crying out. The cold water wasn’t even registering as cold anymore as it cascaded down and onto both of your bodies.
One of your hands went to grab a fistful of his hair while the other hand went down to rub your own clit as he massaged your ass. You could hear him almost whimpering as he began to trail kisses all over your shoulder and neck, sucking occasionally to leave a deep and dark hickey.
“You feel so good.” John mumbled against your wet skin.
You bucked your hips slightly to meet his every time he thrusted forward. The tightening in your gut was growing stronger and his words turned you on even more.
“I love your big fucking cock, John.” You moaned out. “Especially when you’re so deep inside my pussy.”
Without stopping his hips he pulled back to look at you. The hunger in his eyes almost made you come right then and there.
“You have a mouth on you woman.” He got out through gritted teeth.
“Only for my strong, sexy man.”
John’s head dipped down and his mouth found your breasts as he licked and sucked on your nipples. His noises were starting to become full on moans as his hips started to move faster and harder. Your own hand increased in speed as you played with your clit exactly how you liked. You could tell he was close as his thrusts became more desperate and sloppy. He began to trail his tongue all the way from your nipple to your neck to your cheek where he left open mouthed kisses all over.
The hand you had in his hair came down to hook around John’s neck as you tried to bring his body closer to yours. Your breasts were pressed up against his chest and your bodies moved hastily together. The water continued to run and rain down on the both of you as your toes curled. He could tell you were about to orgasm based on your volume increasing and your pussy pulsing around him.
“You gonna come, baby?” He asked breathlessly.
“Fuck yes! Come in me, come with me!” You sobbed out.
John let out a strangled, long and low groan as he pulled your ass as close as he could to his pelvis, getting as deep as possible before spilling his seed. The sight and feeling helped you achieve yours as well. Your back arched off of the shower wall as you threw your other arm around his shoulder and hugged him close, digging your nails into his back. It was a full body orgasm as you felt the pleasure from your head to your toes.
You whined against John as his hips still bucked occasionally. Leaning up you claimed his lips with another kiss once more. The two of you softly moaning into each other's mouths as your body’s came down from the high of your orgasms. All that could be heard was the shower running and soft noises of pleasure as you locked lips. You pulled back but not without biting his bottom lip.
“You’re fucking fantastic.” You said while looking deep into his eyes. “I love you.”
At this John chuckled.
“I love you too.”
He helped you step down and stand as you were a little wobbly on your legs. Since you were already in the shower you decided to clean up.
The two of you took your time washing each other's hair and bodies while whispering words of love to one another. Even though the water was starting to get too cold you wished you could stay in just a little longer because you wanted to be close to him but you knew the moment you stepped out of the shower it wouldn’t be long for the heat to take effect once more. Finally finishing washing you both stepped out of the shower, dried off and redressed.
The minute you opened the bathroom door you were met by a wall of humid air. You groaned out, displeased and turned to look at John.
“I can’t survive in this heat.” You complained. “I wanna have sex again but in a comfy bed.”
He smiled at you and shook his head while laughing.
“Not too tired?”
You smirked at him.
“Definitely not. That was just a starter but oh well. Too hot for anything else, I guess.” Your tone was hinting at something.
Whatever it was, left John confused for a few moments before he realized what you were saying.
“Want me to book a hotel room?” He asked.
You nodded your head excitedly, swaying your hips as you walked up to him. Your hands came up to rub his biceps and smooth chest while you bit your lip.
“That way we can fuck nasty all day and night and not die of heatstroke. I wanna be able to barely walk when we’re done.” You winked at him.
This time John was the one who smirked. He grabbed your ass and gave you a deep kiss before breaking away and going to find his phone but not before calling out,
“That mouth of yours is gonna get you in trouble someday!”
You just laughed and simply called back,
“Oh I know. I’m hoping it does.”
#john wick x reader#john wick x y/n#john wick smut#john wick x you#john wick fanfic#sorry for mistakes I read this twice and didn’t see any but they always escape me…
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I fucking can’t… my brain is going actually insane
#I’m gonna go to the hospital with chest pains and when I get there and they ask when it started#I’m gonna say well I was on pinterest looking at the most beautiful man I think I’ve ever seen in my#entire life……..
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Keanu Reeves as John Wick in John Wick Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019)
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Keanu Reeves as John Wick in John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019)
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Sometimes I wanna delete this blog and just start over if I did tho I’d never reupload the stories I’ve posted so far lol
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I called off 🤪 too fucking hot for this shit
Do I call off of work to write? 🤔
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John …
#god he is so beautiful….#I just want to trace his facial features with my fingers 😩😩#perfect nose….
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