jojo-elfe

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i could find gay subtext in absolutely anything i could find gay subtext in the straightest thing ever created. im like those medieval scholars who insisted on finding christian interpretations of pagan ideas n text but. for gay ppl

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The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

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when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

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yearly post that if sweden win, petra mede must host x

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Fröken Frimans krig/Miss Friman's War is a Swedish series about a group of women who found a co-op and take on social issues in early 20th century Stockholm. Running from 2013 to 2017, it was inspired by the life of reformer Anna Whitlock.

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maybe this is just me idk

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when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

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Random photos of Swedish singers that I only follow on sns because of some termites

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THE FUCKING PROBLEMSSSSSSSSSSSSS. THE WAY THEYRE HOLDING EACHOTHER WHILE SINGING SHIT LIKE I ONLY FEEL HATRED TOWARDS YOU. EXPLODING FOREVER?!?!

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Put your head on my shoulder Whisper in my ear, baby Words I want to hear Tell me, tell me that you love me, too

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Most realistic part of Chess is when Florence goes to the club and everyone there is immediately obsessed with her. I assume that's exactly what happens to Helen Sjöholm whenever she goes anywhere.

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i love ppl who talk in the tags bc it satisfies my deep desire to know ppl’s opinions on everything without needing to have a conversation with them and ask. even better when it’s a side tangent that barely has anything to do with the post, or a personal anecdote, or a joke. tag talker mutuals you’re my favorite. tag talkers rise up