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Nomea 5 cousas que che fan feliz, despois pega isto na caixa de preguntas das últimas 10 persoas que lle deran gústame ou reblog a algo teu💖

galitumblr ao poder!

1. as camelias do meu patio

2. o café portugués

3. cartearme con amigos que viven lonxe

4. escoitar a radio

5. e a xente linda que aquí atopei

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rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like... mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild

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very alonso-coded if you ask me

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Los últimos Anuncios de Servicio Público de vuestro Ministerio favorito! (No sabemos por qué el último folleto ha salido tan raro, pero estos están bien, así que no pasa nada)

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Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

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🌙: how long have you been on tumblr?

🌿: describe your favorite outfit (o uno que te guste mucho)

i actually had to check the first one! I joined on may 2019, which feels like yesterday and fifty years ago simultaneously.

And I don't really have a favourite outfit, but this easter i was in madrid and i managed to get my hands on this Lorca shirt, which is not an outfit in itself but makes every outfit my favourite outfit

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"i wish someone made a harsh critic of my writting" i say as i lately recieved mostly positive and sometimes vague coments on my texts, totally aware that the nearest someone went to criticising my writting was when in the tenth grade i got a 9/10 in my creative writting asignment instead of a 10 because the teacher thought i could do better and it haunted me for several months

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💌 Do you talk to yourself?

i do, it's terrible. Whenever im alone i just put my ineternal monologue into words, like a sane person! back when i was in my teens my parents would hear me and ask me who i was talking on the phone to.

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~ 💖 ASK GAME 💖 ~

📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?

🍫 Cheese or chocolate?

✨ Do you have any nicknames?

🎵 Last song you listened to?

✏️ Have you ever written fanfiction?

😏 Are you on discord?

 💛 Do you have any piercings?

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person?

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?

🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?

🎧 Headphones or earbuds?

🌼 What’s the last thing you said out loud?

🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know?

🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl?

🧸 Favorite place to nap?

🏳️‍🌈 Are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community?

🦋 Describe yourself in three words.

👖 Jeans or sweatpants?

🥤 What’s your go-to Starbucks order?

🧡 A color you can’t stand?

💎 What’s your most prized possession?

☕ Coffee or tea?

🦖 Favorite extinct animal?

🌙 How long have you been on tumblr?

🌴 Desert island item?

🐸 Describe your aesthetic.

🔮 What’s your dream job?

💙 Relationship status?

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit.

🎤 Is there a song you know all the lyrics to?

🤎 What color is your hair?

💌 Do you talk to yourself?

💄 Do you wear makeup?

🌸 Best compliment you ever received?

💞 @ your favorite blog.

Reblogs are appreciated!

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Would you ever write stories aimed at children?

oh damn. thats a hell of a good question. and the answer is probably not? I admire children's literature and the authors that write it deeply. However, I don't think I aim what I write at all, I don't have a "model reader" as Umberto Eco put it, neither adult nor child. Or at least i don't consciously have it.

That being said, I've always written about things that trouble me, uncomfortable thoughts that I can't get out of my mind in any other way but writting them down, whether thats people dying absurd deaths, neglected children, musicians at the madrid underground or Lorca's statue at the local park. Not the most child friendly stuff, methinks. I also am a huge fan of stupidly complicated metaphors and overusing rethorical figures, which is kind of the antithesis of what a children's author should do.

But who knows, one day i might grow tired of surrealist metonymys and adults all together and give it a go.

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los dos únicos madrileños majos que he conocido en mi vida sson respectivamente el segurata del panteón real del monasterio de San Lorenzo de El Escorial, el dependiente de unonueveocho (te quiero david) y mi amigo Darío. no acepto réplicas

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el otro día me levanté con ganas de ir de soria a toledo, así que a eso de la una y media estaba en la circular del metro para ir hasta plaza elíptica y justo pasamos por usera y no va mi amigo el madrileño y me dice "mira este es el barrio chino" como si sintiera la necesidad de ilustrar mi limitada mente galaica y lo que es más denigrante, mirandome como si se me hubiera ido la pinza cuando le hice un resumen detallado del capítulo del Ministerio del Tiempo en el que Pacino va a Usera del s XXI para descubrir que la gente racializada existe. trasladen el prado a segovia y bombardeen madrid, es la única solución que veo

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Let’s play Writer’s Would You Ever

Send me an ask that says “Would you ever write…” and continue the sentence.

I’ll respond with yes or no and give an explanation as to why if I want to.

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soy simultaneamente la persona que hace el comentario y la que responde con "no, de que coño hablas"

"No sé si os acordáis de [campaña política que se desarrolló 6 ños antes de mi nacimiento]"