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fuuuck my stupid gay tail all the ideal dogs point at laugh at my dumb faggy tail

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tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn

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“how dare you say we piss on the poor” is perhaps THEE best piece of vernacular to come out of tumblr dot com in the past decade. along with “what were you doing at the devils sacrament” (cheeky. inspired. relevant in every context) and “harold, they're lesbians” (timeless. funny as hell. gay)

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“vampires wouldn’t want to have sex with their prey because humans are just like soup and a sandwich to them” INCORRECT vampires are little fucking freaks there’s no telling what they’ll do with their human juice box of the month

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Humans are born with demon counterparts to protect them.The more innocent and pure a person is the more mean fierce and terrifying their demon becomes.Today you met an 82 year old woman with the kindest sweetest demon you’ve ever met.

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shut up i’m busy having a fake relationship with a fictional character right now

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happy birthday homestuck!

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your name is twilit sparkl and you hate that stupid fucking thing called friendship

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alexandrite!

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NEW LVL UP PRINT IS EVERYTHING

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you know how it is

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KARL HEISENBERG in BIOHAZARD VILLAGE PACHISLOT

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HBD johnathan egberton 💜💜🕺💨

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Found a new character