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Mast Pen fight Khel Raha tha,🖋️🧱

Achanak se teacher ne crush ko question puchh liya🍉📘

BC pura class meri taraf aise dekh Raha tha👁️‍🗨️📼

Jaise maine exam mei log table mang liya ho🦇⚜️

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Students toh chhodo,📚📮

Teacher bhi meri taraf dekh rahe the📌💼

Yeh sab dekh k crush ko laga,🧿🧸

"Roz to yeh mathe pe ch*ya likh k aata tha, aaj answer likh k aaya h kya"🎰

Toh crush bhi mujhe dekhne lagi❣️😍

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Abhi class ki awkwardness break krne k liye🥥☢️

Mujhe bolna pda k📛

"Abhi Abhi to gaanja maara tha, abhi Subah bhi ho gayi itni jaldi?"🐧🐡

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Canteen mei Doston ko🐍

Yeh bata raha tha k🏤🧧

"Maggie ka shape, Maggie jaisa kyu hei"🍝🍜

Tabhi crush canteen me aayi💓🥏

Aur canteen wale bhaiya ko order diya 2 samose ka🍟❇️

Turant hi puri canteen shaant ho gayi✴️💂‍♀️

Sab BC apni chai ki chuski chhod k☕

Mujhe dekh rahe the🥺🦊

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Udhaar bhi nahi baki tha💵⛰️

Fir Canteen wale Bhaiyya bhi mujhe dekh rahe🧱🏩

Aisa lag Raha tha jaise💈🎪

Puri duniya ko kisine "Stop" bol diya ho✋🛑

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To jaise Yash Raj ki movie mei scene hota h,💗♨️

Aisa mahol ban gaya tha🌄🌅

Aur crush bhi dhire dhire pass aa ne lagi🐹🐧

Fir mujhe Laga waqt tham Gaya hei😅🙅‍♀️

To Abhi gaana(song) gaana padega mujhe🎤👨‍🎤

Fir mei shuru ho gaya🐤

"Tum bhee ho, Mai bhee hu, pas aao, toh keh du

Aakhir kyun pal yu diwana mai ho gaya.."

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Tabhi crush ne aake bola💔

"Chal Chhotu 2 samose, jaldi laana late ho Raha h"🌀🍵

(Usse Laga wahaan samose mei banata hoon🤪)

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Btw sirf mei hi hoon jiski exam chal ri h!📝

Yaa koi hei,🎺

Mere jaisa kismat ka maara!😜

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