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Merry christmas eve eve from these amphibious gays!
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Today in History: December 14. The Bush shoeing incident
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My parents with harry potter
No like the first time my mom saw me reading Harry Potter I was in 4th grade. And. She freaked. She sat me down and told me this story about the indoctrinee of an old lady at our church who read harry potter, cast a spell, and had Satan enter her life. I am not joking.
The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far
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still funny now
Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite
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oh and, by the way, if you hear anyone saying any of that “your body my choice” bullshit? press sexual harassment charges.
“but it’s not a big deal” WRONG
“but he was only joking” WRONG. RAPE THREATS ARE NEVER JOKES
WE WILL NOT LET THAT SHIT SLIDE. EVER.
and if you don’t think the cops will help and you’re safe to deal with it on your own?
do it yourself. cuss him out. hurt him. do NOT let it slide.
FASCISTS AND RAPISTS DO NOT GET TO FEEL SAFE.
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HAPPY PRONOUNS DAY PRONOUN USERS
Remember that you're worth the simple decent respect of being adressed properly <3 your pronouns are not "too hard to remember" or "invalid" or "not real" you deserve to be treated with respect just like everybody else 💕
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Extremely quick rant about how cute you are:
you are so cute.
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you're cute.
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ur cute
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