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The production value here is off the charts but this is also literally just what it feels like to play Uno.
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Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink
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do it scared do it stupid do it alone etc etc but don’t do it hungry. eat a snack first
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isn't it pretty that most mundane things that are meaningful to us only are meaningful because of love
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oh shoot we got quarter century tomorrow
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