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[Autobots confronting Decepticons]

Optimus: You sure you wanna pick a fight with us, Megatron? I mean, losing must be getting embarrassing for you.

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Zak Monday: You know, for someone who’s supposedly a mad genius, I’m not seeing much of the genius.

Albedo: Keep it up, Zak, and you’ll see plenty of the mad.

Zak Monday: Oooh, scary alien.

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Optimus [to Sentinel]: Do you know what a rhetorical, no of course you don’t know what that is, you’re an idiot. I’m sorry, I am so sorry. But you’re so stupid. You have no idea. And you’re the only one who has no idea, because guess why? Don’t answer that you’ll get it wrong. Oh, so dumb. You’re just a dumb little mech who tries to destroy this planet every minute. I am sorry. I’m so sorry.

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Albedo: Zak! I’m still waiting!

Zak Monday: So read a magazine, I’m working!

Albedo [to a trapped Ben & Zak Saturday]: Excuse me, I have to go make a scene. [stomps away]

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[While on a mission, Ben, Jen, and Rook found themselves in the deep, dark vastness of space]

Rook: I cannot see anything.

Ben: Hit the brights!

[They turn on the ship’s headlights, revealing a giant alien creature made of sharp teeth and tentacles right in front of them. It roars as Ben and Rook scream]

Jen [blank faced]: I’m done.

[She walks over to where an escape pod is and gets in. The hatch closes and is immediately ejected from the ship]

Rook: She took the only escape pod!

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Chapter Nine of Sky Knight & Witch is now available!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/55122523/chapters/177579421

Aerrow demands for Circe to show what happened to his friends. She agrees, but he might not like what he discovers.

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Blackarachnia: You’re really campaigning for glitch of the stellar cycle, aren’t you?

Optimus: As defending champion, you nervous?

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Ratchet: You said you were going on some spiritual retreat!

Prowl [bowing]: Namaste.

Ratchet: And you’re supposed to be dead!

Optimus: I got better?

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Megatron: Are you saying I’m stupid?

Optimus: No…

Megatron [getting in his face]: Do I LOOK stupid to YOU?!

Optimus: Pfft! Ha ha ha ha! I’m sorry! Ha ha!

Megatron: …

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Bumblebee: Decepti-freak! [smacks Blitzwing’s cheek, soon cringing and holding his hand] Ow!

Blitzwing [switching to Random]: Hah! I like a bot who plays rough! Come on, let me have another, right here. [points at his chin] Right-

[Optimus comes in and punches Blitzwing in the face, sending him flying through the air]

Blitzwing [switching to Hothead]: You dirty fragging, back fragging, son of a- [crashes into a tall building]

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So, for anyone who has seen Justice League Unlimited, you may remember the storyline where Supergirl goes against Galatea, her government created clone.

Now I had the idea that the same storyline could be used with Optimus and his own clone, Nemesis Prime, who was created by the Decepticons and serves Straxus.

Nemesis is the complete opposite of Optimus, arrogant, cruel, and shows little to no concern for the lives of others, organic or mechanical. His loyalty lies with Straxus, who brought him into his service not long after his creation.

When they first meet, Nemesis boasts that he is the superior version of Optimus, built stronger, smarter, and with better upgrades.

“You’re the old model, Prime. And old models need to be put out of commission.”

He easily overwhelms the rest of Team Prime and gets the upper hand on Optimus a few times. Their first battle concludes in a draw when Nemesis is ordered by Straxus to retreat since he mainly meant to serve as a distraction and to test his abilities against the original Prime.

During the course of multiple confrontations, Nemesis becomes more obsessed with proving he’s better than Optimus, believing the only way to do that is by killing him. He even begins to disobey Straxus’ orders to reach his goal.

When an attack is launched on Fortress Maximus, Optimus and Nemesis battle for the final time. When he has the Prime on the ropes, Nemesis gloats that he’s finally proven his superiority. Optimus, however, just looks at him and smirks;

“You know what, even if you kill me, it doesn’t change the fact that I’m still real. Not a clone like you.”

“Shut up.” Nemesis snarled.

“Deep down, you know the truth. You’re not a bot, you’re just a weapon made in a Decepticon factory. Once you’ve outlived your usefulness, they’ll throw you away like yesterday’s trash.”

“Shut up!”

Near the end of their fight, Optimus takes ahold of one of Fortress Maximus’ reactor cables and rams it right into Nemesis’s spark, which was exposed earlier when he sliced his chest with his axe. Massive amounts of electricity surge throughout Nemesis’ frame, short circuiting everything within him. The power of Fortress Maximus goes out and Optimus’ team gets in touch when the attack on the building is finally put to an end.

“Boss Bot! Boss Bot, are you alright down there?!”

“I’m fine, Bumblebee.” Optimus confirmed. “Banged up, but still functioning. We won’t be having to worry about Nemesis anymore.”

“Are you sure?”

“Yeah.” the Prime looked down at his unmoving clone, his entire frame turned completely gray. “I’m positive.”

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Gwen: I brought reinforcements.

Kevin: You brought Rook?

Gwen: Um… no. I brought the next best thing.

Ben [walks in]: Hey.

Kevin: Ben? You brought Ben? The next best thing would have been Jen!

Ben: Normally, I’d be offended, but she is freakishly strong.

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[TFA Lionformers]

Bumblebee: Sari! Come on, I just heard about this great place I wanna show you.

Sari [getting cleaned by Ratchet]: Bumblebee! I’m kind of in the middle of a bath.

Optimus: And it’s time for yours.

[Before the yellow, black-striped juvenile could run, the red and blue lion grabbed him by the scruff with his teeth. Pulling him back, he made him settle down and started licking his fur.

Bumblebee: Boss! Boss, you’re messing up my mane!

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Headcanon that, instead of saying bless you, Revonnahganders say shut up when someone sneezes.

Ben: Achoo!

Rook [not looking up]: Shut up.

Ben: :0

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[Discussing how to deal with bad guys]

Jen: Couldn’t we just launch a nuclear bomb at them?

Rook: You are a very violent young lady.

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[First Time Meeting Rook]

Jen [to Ben]: I’ve only known this guy for thirty seconds, and he’s already cooler than you.

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Ben: We’re gonna have to go to plan F.

Gwen: What about plan E?

Ben: Kinda wanna avoid that one. Kevin dies in plan E.

Jen: I like plan E.

[Kevin glares at her]