jonahmagnus

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Hello! Are you a Pippin from the Card Castle? Or are you a Pippin from TV World?

And what do you think of the people you work with? (like the Rudinns, Hathys, Rouxls, or if TV world then Ramb, Lanino and Elnina, etc.)

Say, this one's gonna be long!

Lucky you, I'm a Pippins that moved from Card Castle TO TV World, so you get the best of both worlds from li'l ol' me! Ain't that just nice?

The fellas at Card Castle were... Unique.

It was fairly easy to charm the Hathys, though the Rudinns weren't the biggest fans of me (probably because it was easy to swindle them outta DarkDollars, but you didn't hear that from me.) Rouxls Kaard was... there, Seam always saw past my attempts to win big and would always bonk me with their staff (which was RUDE,) Spade King was so intimidating that I always felt like I'd get locked up in the basement just by WALKIN' around the guy (jeez,) and there were no clowns whatsoever in Card Castle so do not ask.

As for TV World, the people there were... ALSO unique, but bearable.

The Shuttahs always wanted me to volunteer as a model for photoshoots, but not that I found it annoying - I mean, who WOULDN'T want someone this handsome for a shoot? The Shadowguys had real nice music to bet to, the Ribbicks were gross and I (theoretically) lost a bet to one of them, somehow. The Zappers would constantly stop me from steali– ahem, borrowing Tenna's prizes, even when I got JUST close enough, damnit...!! Speaking of, Tenna was a pretty alright boss - got plenty of deal opportunities thanks to the bozo (unbeknownst to the big guy, but shhh.) The Weather Duo were ANNOYINGLY in love, though I did get a couple darkdollars from the cloud chick's bob cut, so I think of 'em fondly. The other Pippinses? Fun folk, I definitely won against them all the time. Except the green weirdo. That guy never bet at any games. I am not associated with that guy.

And Ramb-...

...Ramb...

...I'll get back to you on that.

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Are you that pippins tenna called “this awful guy” or smth

Maaaaybe.

Why not hand a couple Darkdollars over, and I'll tell ya! Hmm?

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hi so who are your enemies

Enemies? Haha, uh, what makes you say that? I don't have enemies...

And if I do, why do YOU wanna know that? What's it to you!?

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Pippins, have any tragedies befallen you as of late?

Hey. Keep your nose out. What's it to you?

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You don't like clowns? :(

Sorry if it upsets you, pal!... But I really don't, no.

Not that I don't see the appeal, 'course! Y'know, funny jokes, silly dances... Just... When it comes to games...

He's so hard to win against, dammit..!

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May I pet you?

Eh, go ahead. Knock yourself out, pal.

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NO ONE WILL SHED A TEAR FOR HIM!?!?!?! IS THAT YOUR TAG FOR RAMB????? WHY IS THAT YOUR TAG FOR RAMB??!?!

Isn't it the truth?

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I will talk about a topic that no one has mentioned before, the topic of the exorbitant prices of goods in the Gaza Strip, a topic that no one has talked about before.

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Can't leave him out of the misery

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please do me a favor and look up "dovekie" on your nearest image searching tool at your earliest convenience. for me. thankyou.

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Hey, pal! Wanna bet on how long you can play a note for? Promise I won't just snatch your POINTs and run off after you pass out, promise!

(– @ask-some-random-pippins)

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susi doodles. its a mood for tonight

shes also with friend s !

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This is one of my favorite blogs! Here, have a picture!

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Stupid krusie comic

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