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[jonghoex]

🍮 ┆pranking bf!renjun ★ ₊ ˚⟡

warnings : somewhat jealous!bf renjun, reader is menace, renjun was NOT having it.

a/n : i got logged outt 😭 and I forgot my password it's a long story involving me losing my phone, finding my phone, and running from dogs.

[jonghoex]

Bleach. — khj.

Pairing: kim hongjoong x reader.

Warning(s): angst, cheating, mentions of future infidelity, hj is rlly smth here. erm ft. mingi and jongho. overuse of words "bleach" and "red".

You had always been an overthinker, always able to predit the ending of a movie 45 minutes in.

Hongjoong was like a splash of red in your monochrome life on a checkerboard, the type to read a book backwards, too impatien—he said he liked his eggs a little runny aways, later on you wondered if it was because he just didn't know how to cook them properly.

But hey, this isn't about Hongjoong's inability to cook eggs.

Hongjoong was the butter to your popcorn‐Okay that's actually weird I would rather not describe you both like that.

It had been a long run, a good one, maybe not something you had been able to predict four years ago when he randomly approached you at the Aldi's down the street.

Honestly that splatter of red was very similar to the lipstick stain on the color of his white shirt. Hongjoong didn’t own many white dress shirts, only one, which you’d gifted him three Christmases ago.

Pity you didn’t own lip products in that shade.

Honestly, you didn't know how to confront him. So you didn't. You bleached it off.

Three weeks later it was back, same color same spot. You wished this was some cruel joke, so you bleached it off again.

Hongjoong took you out for dinner that week, he wore the shirt.

(As he made love to you that night, you noticed the red staining the inside of his colar, the next afternoon you bleached it off, again.)

Before you knew it, the red was everywhere, it was suffocating and you wanted to throw up.

Bile was rising in your throat, you cut your finger while chopping carrots, the red on your fingers stared at you tauntingly.

Then it was his phone password changing, the 'incorrect password' was the same shade of red.

You should have confronted him like Jongho told you to, or punched him the way Mingi taught you how to. But you didn't. And so it dragged on—four months later Hongjoong got on one knee in the same shirt.

(seconds later hongjoong was kissing you, the band was of gold, adorned by a shining red ruby.)

[jonghoex]

hihi! updates might get a little slow for some time now, uhh for the next one and a half weeks or so? I'm going to my hometown to attend my brother's wedding! ahhhhh

[jonghoex]

part 2 is up!! I'm so scared why do ppl like the stuff I like write

[jonghoex]

2) GUCLING WAY

WDYM IM A DAD NOW? — lhc smau.

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[jonghoex]

rae yapps nct ver.

TAEYONG

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JOHNNY

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YUTA

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KUN

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DOYOUNG

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TEN

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JAEHYUN

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WINWIN

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JUNGWOO

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MARK

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XIAOJUN

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HENDERY

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RENJUN

PRANKING BF!RENJUN

fluff. texts w/ bf!renjun.

JENO

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HAECHAN

WDYM IM A DAD NOW?—lhc.

smau. miniseries.

JAEMIN

tba...

YANGYANG

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CHENLE

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JISUNG

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[jonghoex]

WDYM I'M A DAD NOW? — lhc

Pairings: Lee haechan x Reader

Summary: Four years ago, your boyfriend of eight years broke up with you, four years ago you found out you were pregnant. Now he has seen you with a your son, and he's not dumb. So yeah the baby daddy is back, and he wants to help raise your son. Yipee!

Warnings : mild cursing, haechan is slightly a jerk, starring aespa's karina and jaemin ofc bc I love jaemin and no smau is a smau without jaemin. did I mention I love jaemin.

a/n : happy new year lol! I just rewatched parent trap and got an idea, timestamps are not important.

1) I have been sharpening my knives for this

2) NO GUCLING WAY

tba…

[jonghoex]

1) I have been sharpening my knives for this

WDYM IM A DAD NOW? — lhc smau.

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[jonghoex]

rae yapps svt ver.

Love knocks on your door at seven thirty in the morning. | kmy

0.2k words, fluff.

a/n : still writing lol!!

[jonghoex]

"erm actually it's pronounced JONGHOE-

"we both like apple cider," ──────────────

Rae. she/they. '05. mdni.

nct masterlist. svt masterlist.

skz masterlist. riize masterlist.

๋࣭⭑ recent works

WDYM I'M A DAD NOW? — lhc

─────"but your hair's smelling like fruit punch"

[jonghoex]

Love knocks on your door at seven thirty in the morning. — kmy.

Pairing : kim mingyu x reader

Warnings : none really, my attempt at fluff, reader has glasses, also mingyu trips over cat, -10000 aura for mingyu.

The clock at the bedside reads 7.30 AM when mingyu opens his eyes. The side of your bed is still warm, but you're not there, your glasses aren't at their usual place at the bedside table either.

He groggily slips into your slippers which are two sizes too small (he swears yours feel more comfortable than his own), before tripping over your cat in the dark.

He whispers an apology to Tinkerbelle, promising tuna for breakfast, before making his way downstairs into the kitchen.

The lights are off, you're not there. The sun is waking up too, painting the horizon a pretty mixture of red, orange and yellow. Mingyu stands there, watching the sun for a while through the window, before turning around and making his way to the living room.

The TV's on, there you are. Your eyes are rimmed with red yet still fixated on whatever news channel you have turned on. Mingyu flops down next to you.

No words are said, he rests his head on your lap, letting the faint buzz of the overhead fan and the news reader lull him to sleep.

You stroke his hair every now and then, the news reader talks about the weather, "it's going to rain around noon today", she warns. You smile, the sun winks, mingyu slumbers in your lap.