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edward and alphonse wandering across amestris for 3.5 years looking for a way to return to their original bodies: mustang can we get a philosopher's stone?

mustang: you have a philosopher's stone at home

the philosopher's stone at home:

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Nostalgic doggos

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Newest song drop really gives Secret Band vibes in a lot of it and it here for it

i do not like midnight at mcguffys. i do not like the way jon is "singing". it sounds like someone is stepping on his chest and forcing the lyrics out and he is wheezing. i do not like andrew at all. i am struggling to enjoy any of the new music lmaoo

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Love it, give Jon the reignnnnnss

i do not like midnight at mcguffys. i do not like the way jon is "singing". it sounds like someone is stepping on his chest and forcing the lyrics out and he is wheezing. i do not like andrew at all. i am struggling to enjoy any of the new music lmaoo

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who is in control?

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people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

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Trail cam catching a deer fawn with the zoomies

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socks are the primary producers of the laundry biome. they typically mate for life and come in a wide variety of patterns, though—unlike shoes, which many theorize to be a symbiotic species—they lack sexual dimorphism. juvenile socks resemble their parents, but have yet to develop the long necks that distinguish socks from other species of the extremity family, such as mittens

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Rescued a carpenter bee from my catio using my comically long spoon but she looked real tired so I offered some honey. She was thrilled, drank for about 2 minutes and then buzzed off merrily

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its 6:16am theres literally no point in going to bed so i drew son

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chat drop your fave war criminal in the comments

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I got so lazy at one point doing this 😅

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study